HawK

he's been knocked out cold.

Shit he's out.

I'd take taht in a heartbeat. He can punch BFS on the way out.

Kevin Nolan is a leader. If there is one player type we miss, it's his. Sorry, the Dutch Kevin Nolan is also silent

We definitely look fitter than we have.

It's like when Colback scores, but a little bit less embarrassing.

Kaka on fire

Kevin Nolan is only noticed when he scores imo.

Which is why SDJ is vital for us, the only attacking player we have who can control a football and make a pass.

vs Leicester too.

eh?

I like that Kaka is typing everything for me atm.

SDJ on and instantly our completed passes in the opponents third has quadrupled. How he can not start absolutely baffles me.

We need a fucking poltergeist to get the ball in the net the way we're playing.

For fucks sake.

Any other manager would get crucified on here if they did that Sissoko's been shocking since October.

SDJ is one of our best players. Says it all

I think he feels sorry for him.

Just waiting for the return of the baby crawl ball control.

Would love to be in that dressing room right now. I think this team has even broke Benitez and he's gone full hair dryer. By gods we need it.

Almost a full season of getting games you'd expect some improvement from day one. None.

SDJ and Cisse for Mitro and Perez please.

Love the way they've accurately portrayed how all the little footballers are running around in different directions without an ounce of a gameplan. Quite masterful, actually.

Shelvey has got to play deep to get time on the ball, it's from there he can win us games if Benitez gets our forwards to actually move off the ball.