HawK

ToonTastic be like, 'I'll fight the lot of yeh! Come on, whatcha waitin' for?'

Cause it would absolutely ruin him?

Pretty sure he's Dave's alter ego, planted to annoy to stir up forum posts.

Isnt it an undershirt? Undershirt that hooks under the hands? Fck sake these namby pambies.

Wrist guards? I wore them when i used to go rollerblading when I was 9.

On his past record, our best ever manager (all time?)

Ashley already has changed, we've spent just under £80 million in a year and we've appointed our first manager on merit since Keegan came in. As for sexy football, who gives a s***? Surely the only thing we need is effective football and I'm sure we now have a very good chance of seeing that. we are not going to be repeating that type of spending again anytime soon. 80 million for the other seasons that we spent naff all. its not great. I can say with almost 100% certainty that we will invest heavily in the team this summer, if we stay up. Thanks, Mike. Good to know we're back on track again.

More said there than McClaren has said in the past 9 months. You can't help but love the guy with all the praise lavished on the fans

Where have you been for two years? Well we've hardly been a club relevant of his attention for 2+ years

Tremendo

ffs

I'd guess up to 20 or so, yeah.

gonna be weird not immediately hating someone tbh There'll be no spinning it, no "he might be good", nothing like that. This guys track record is fantastic and he will be brilliant if he signs. I'm scared I'm going to wake up soon. This is so lucid. Gonna go jump in front of a bus to make me wake up so I'm sure it's a dream.

http://i65.tinypic.com/qstemp.png Best photo ever

I fucking love the thread title

Can't vote until after Leicester game, then we'll know if we have Rafa, and how bad the situation Knowing us we'll fluke a win against Leicester like we did vs Spurs regardless of who's in charge.

Imagine Benitez in the championship with out squad It'd be absolute carnage.

Dave! Hide the server fund. ffs

From our resident Man Utd fan

I manage a school ICT network. If it comes off I might start messing with people's computers in lessons and replacing the teacher projector outputs with massive pictures of Rafa's face. So tempting

We're doing a Sunderland, hiring a new manager a game before the derby If you can't beat them.. (literally)..

Arguably the most needed managerial appointment for us since Keegan Round One.

I'm surprised at how poorly he's done to be honest, I would have thought he'd have been better than Pardew at least. He only got sacked from a club one league below us before joining rather than 2