HawK

The clue's in the initials on the dungarees..

Has absolutely exceptional ball control.

Please don't take me home.

That's worse than re-wrapping your toddler's toys for xmas day cause u've spent all the savings at the races.

Is it JJ7 who's on the forum? Good question will be why the club deems it unnecessary to scout the European Under 21 Championships bearing in mind the stated transfer policy of the club.

Is it JJ7 who's on the forum? Good question will be why the club deems it unnecessary to scout the European Under 21 Championships bearing in mind the stated transfer policy of the club.

Burnley Football Clum?

Listened to an interview with him on TalkSport a few months ago, comes across very well indeed.

Oh aye, he's Jose Mourinho until he gets a slightly more senior job title, then he becomes a lobotomy patient. Bit hyperbolic that, like.

Has he ever been a bad Assistant? From the point of view of the managers he's worked with? He's just the worst manager in the world, ever.

His subsequently broken, fetid re-animated carcass would still get more minutes on the pitch over a season than De Jong.

Loving my new username

Doubt Janmaat will be here next year, and I'm worried about Ayoze too tbh.

Probably deserves his own thread now, looking nailed on to sign for us. I think it's a very good signing if it comes off.

Probably been practising his Geordie accent all holiday and now won't get to do it. How you say, why eye.. man?

The biggest job Shupa-Mac has had since England, he's got a point to prove, could be his swan song. I'm desperate to like my club again.

I'd rather place money on whether his accent changes to French or Geordie.

Well, we're definitely not going to shown twice s much as Villa or Leicester this season. Absolute horse shite to watch, maybe it's the car-crash telly thing that gets the viewers cause I'm stumped.

I've said before (in this thread, I think), that there's probably a stadium advertising deal with SD at one pound a year for 99 years. £1 a year for 99 years. I'll dig into my pocket to pay that one off early. Exactly, why do people just not understand the basics of contracts

Indeed, he was.

Right, we're not saying that every location has to be perfect in every way. Just as long as it isn't a tiny state AND has a record of horrific human rights abuses AND has no footballing tradition whatsoever AND is a billion degrees in the summer. And where it's illegal to effectively exist for approximately 10% of the population of the world

http://injuryleague.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/150527.jpg Time to get your coat, son.

Klopp's never going to West Ham. I bet he ends up at City or Liverpool. Aye Why are people even suggesting West Ham could get Klopp TalkSport were pushing that agenda for the last few weeks.