Slim

Remember people saying we can't buy Maddison and Pedro lol

Loooooool WTF!

Everton tax

I think might be wrong but thought more liverpool being terrible.

Not sure why any man u players are in that team.

Chris Wood is going to be like a new signing this season.

Never forget

He's actually had sex with canny few people. Especially now he's getting more famous.

The king knows

When the takeover happened they said they want to explore the south American market more.

People who have been on the ground tour will know the secrets of the away changing room. Basically they made it grey as possible to make you feel more tired and lowered the ceiling also.

Me neither but....

Times saying a 25mil deal is close

Could still do charge back on debit card

A world where Gordon is worth more than Lucas Paqueta is like me going to see Dr Farts who will cure me with his farts.

Newcastle NUFC Adidas original on ebay if anyone is interested https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185538250035?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=XVaL3A3jSva&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=XVaL3A3jSva&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Remember when people said they were happy with ANYTHING! other than Ashley. Didn't last long.

Comments turned off. What a surprise.

Peace and loaf selling pies at SJP? https://www.instagram.com/p/ChR7t4SIJrS/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

Doubt

Don't get why calling the ref a wanker while they check for a pen against you is going to help.

https://thespectatorsview.com/2016/01/31/top-5-newcastle-deadline-day-signings/