Karjala

16 games to go 5 of which are against the top 5 teams, and i expect us to get exactly 0 points from Thats 11 other games remaining to stay up for me... Home to Sunderland, Everton, Pompey, Boro and Fulham - 7 points maybes (reckon we need 10) Away to Man C, W Brom, Bolton, Hull, Stoke, Spurs - 6 points maybes (reckon we need 9)

Every day that goes by, KK gains more respect from me. Can't blame anyone for not wanting to be messed about by the jokes in charge of a club he and we love.

I really cant work out Ashley - surely he doesnt actually want us to get relegated?

Before Mike Ashley finished his takeover we read in the media reports about how he liked to "park his tanks on his rivals lawns". Maybe his reaction to the fans protesting him was "How dare they protest me? I'll show them by getting their beloved Newcastle United relegated!" Cutting off his nose to spite his face? I don't seriously think that is his plan but what he's doing is making that 'plan' happen. I doubt Mike Ashley is a billionaire anymore. He was worth £1.9Bn including Sports Direct. With the collapse of the world economy I doubt he's worth half that now. And i think the KK sacking was the same battle of witts, Ashley refusing to come 2nd best to Keegan, and wouldnt back down. Now he's just making an absolute fuck up of the club and leading us to relegation. Great business mind.

Just what i have been thinking.

It cant be true, but what Ashley is doing, you'd think he was doing it for a laugh now to piss out NUFC fans and get us relegated. Of course, he should see that business wise that wouldnt be a good idea, but then again, nothing he does makes any fuckin sense anyway.

£6m for Xisco - thats mad!

Sign of the times.... Yes i would, theres nobody better (except KK if sold) who would take this job.

Totally spot on. IF, IF we stay up this season, theres nothing to suggest it will be any better next year. Unless we are sold.

Bellamy is blatently an absolute cunt of a person, not just based on this latest episode.

Carlton Cole is actually starting to look like a striker - something shola will never fuckin do. Fancy Defoe to get a couple in this one.

Man C 3-0 Nufc

we are a shambles and are going down.

16 games to go, and we are fuckin gonna be so so close to going down. We are nothing but utter horseshit.

desperate times at NUFC.

Wonder if McCarthy goes down on his boyfriend that easily. Fuckin arsehole

Hughes will probably put himself in the team alongside him.

2-1 to Blackburn

Managed to miss another few good ones - should start sinking them if he wants to move to a team that will give him more than just another pay packet.

As said, I cant blame much on Kinnear - and anyway, who the fuck else better is gonna take the job? The club is fucked up, the squad is not good enough, our number one striker understandably wants away from the mess, and is missing chance after chance, not what you expect for £500k a month. What will Ashley do now? next to fuck all i reckon, couple more shite signings to try and keep us up, but then what next season - same again? We are seriously in danger of going down, basically every team we are contending with, look better than us. Even West Brom.

Excellent chance i'd say!

the whole country must be laughing at us even louder than usual

We Are Shite.

I dont.

Relegation is a serious threat this season, after most of us knew we'd get out of it the last couple of seasons.