Haz

Perfect.

A man has to know his limitations. - Clint Eastwood.

Alls Well that Ends Well.

Mackem females, I have observed, seem to have passable chebs but (as I have said elsewhere) tend to be gunted Boglins.

Has it been printed on A3 this week? well played that man.

Does he have an eye for goal? Can he get the ball between the Styx?

He better be good or the crowd will give him some Hellenistic.

Wait a Minoan while I think up another pun.

Looks like it's done?

I Hera that this is a no goer?

"He's a decent manager, but the hysteria over him is f***ing hilarious. I genuinely wouldn't want him anywhere Sunderland" Makes perfect sense. Most of those Doylems wouldn't recognise class if it bit them on the arse.

We've intervened into Jesus Navas' negotiations and made him an offer. Second coming?

..and breathe.

Where are they getting their players from? Are they gewguling them?

The Paraffins are so consumed with envy of us that their only way of expressing it is with angry and moronic bytes.

If you pay peanuts........

Ifhewantstogotoashitholelikeswanseathenfuckimgogogoch.

I think, however, we can all agree that Rafa can attract a better calibre footballer than say, Pardew.

Poor little mite.

HMS Colback? Frigate.

We'll be lucky to make the play offs and it will be the old story once again.

Derby forum cunts reckon this is going to be a cakewalk for them. I hope we stick it right up them. 3.Nowt.

Didn't Big Dunc sign for us straight after the match?

Supposedly travelled to Bournemouth although not playing.

A woman should have as many sexual partners as she wishes and should have no bearing upon a rape case. I fear Ched's career will not recover.