Haz

"Swervin' Irvin'" was a class player.Solid as a rock and a great right back. I loved to watch him bomb on.

Yup. Staying put in the division.

Good grief!

There's more transfer activity on this board than in real life. Then we all get depressed.

I dont. I bet La Bimpy is geet lush and Bimpy has a jaded palette. I think we deserve, at least, a gif of her bending over.

Look lets cut this shit out. Why do I have to trawl through transfer threads just to get news on Mrs.Bimpy? I think she deserves her own thread.

I love it, finally found somewhere i belong after years of wandering in the wilderness I take it La Bimpy doesn't shave then?

So what is mrs. bimpy's take on the situation?

Ok then who takes over from Pardew?

who in the hell would come to us in January playing like this?

Another reason to get rid of royalty then.

Just a small town with delusions of Grandeur. Who decided to call them a city without a cathedral?

Agbonlahor(SP?)

villa score!

"Alan Pardew has told his Newcastle United players to forget all about the club's new sponsorship deal with Wonga.com. He's told them to just get on the pitch and give it 4107%. "

He cares because he doesn't like players appealing to their invisible friend.

"we are enow To do our country loss; and if to live, The fewer men, the greater share of honour. God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more. "

It didn't work because we kept hoofing it to Cisse and he couldn't make the ball stick.... what the hell is a player like Marveaux suppose to do if he hasn't got the ball? Everyone was shite in the first half not just Marveaux, ridiculous reaction tbh. If the team actually gave a shit in the first half and tried to tackle and press the Everton players and pass the ball through midfield instead of completely bypassing it then he might have been effective. This

Michael Owen unveiled to Stoke City physiotherapists Stoke City’s new signing, Michael Owen, has been unveiled in front of Stoke City’s team of physiotherapists as he bids to secure a regular place on their treatment table. Owen, who left Man United in May, revealed he was keen to play a key part in Stoke City’s injury list. “I’m really looking forward to working with Stoke’s Medical staff,” he said “I can’t wait to not be fit enough to get started.” When asked what Stoke City fans can expect from him, the former Liverpool and Real Madrid striker revealed that he was fully committed to being unable to show them what he can do. “Stoke have a great set of fans and a great stadium,” he enthused. “I’m sure I’ll become closely acquainted with both of them as I spend most of my time sat in the stands” Michael Owen signs for Stoke Stoke’s manager, Tony Pulis, revealed that the signing of Owen will provide him with extra options. “Not having Michael available for selection will definitely give me something extra in post-match interviews,” he said. “Bemoaning my lack of options up front due to injuries will be essential to my success this season.” Stoke have revealed that official photographs confirming the signing of Owen could be put on hold for up to three months after he dislocated his shoulder trying to lift a club scarf above his head. The club’s Head Physio, Dave Watson, said: “We hope that Michael will be able to resume light scarf lifting by the end of November.” “If all goes to plan he could be able to fully lift the scarf above his head by the New Year.” “It’ll be like a new signing.” Read more: http://newsthump.com/2012/09/05/michael-owen-unveiled-to...

Yes they can pig out after sundown. Oops!

Wait until we give the Villa a right hammering and we'll all feel good again.

Is Mrs. Bimpy available for comment?

This really only leaves tomorrow. We dont do business on the last day (so I am informed) and today nothing is happening anyway.

To crack on we need a larger squad. Not being able to get our choices "across the Line" suggests we should be on Plan B already. Pardew not hopeful - being let down again (pards also being let down).