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Probably why we have success signing non English speaking players!

Whoever is to blame does NUFC look like a club a decent player would want to come to?

Wonder when he will surface?

He'll get his chance to shine.

Rather have Diego Swarfega.

That would make him the anti-christ.

So yesterday my son is in the Jesmond Starbucks, in a queue. In walks Sol Campbell and strides up to the counter. "Hoo mate" said my son, "there's a queue". Campbell actually said "Do you know who I am?" "Yes" replied my son "Unfortunately I do". Campbell tuts and walks to the end of the queue. What planet are these guys on? I can't believe there are still people, especially footballers, still full of their self importance. Anyone have other stories about footballers up their own arses?

You should read the forums on that site. Been going there for ages. Hilarious. Absolute pisstake but not completely unrelated to fundie baptist sites.

We need to find some other way of covering Tevez's face now.

Never understood why anyone would pay those prices and leave early. At 0-4 down, it was the time the team needed us.

I nearly kissed wor lass.

Its the emotional attachment that's so hard to deal with. On another level it makes sense to get rid when he doesn't want to play for you.

Yes

Now we know why the press conference was cancelled.

SSN said we were showing an interest in Carlton (Glass knees) Cole. FFS.

Carroll going in the summer will still leave a nasty taste. To say the least.

So this is going to be our transfer day - fending off suitors?

So what is the tipping point whereby Agent Bagpuss resigns?

This Larsson deal seems far from done. Others sniffing around.

Would selling carroll be a move too far? Would there be a mass boycott or demonstrations? Would it have any effect on the fat bastard?

What's the betting any Keane/Bentley deal is tied in with Spurtz signing Carroll?

Its never going to happen. Keegan will never be given the opportunity again.

Haven't other footballers been chosen simply by viewing them on Youtube?

Remember when the watchword was 'Blend' as in the right blend for a team?

"Unless theres an injury which makes you fail a medical then play little over 4 days later?" Like Shola you mean?