Haz

And Merson you can fuck off anarl. Grinning twat.

Who was that Joe Kinnear fellow they kept mentioning?

Even though he was running like he had ingrown toenails, running through a lagoon of custard, Shearer still provided more to the team than Owen when fit.

So do I.

The difference is Smudger and Nolan exist.

Have you ever looked at a player and thought he would one day be at the Toon? Alas, I had a feeling in my water over Smudger and also, last season, Nolan. Anyone else had prophecies?

Do you seriously intend to spend money on players enough to guarantee Premier status? If not, why not?

Can we still use the bogs though but?

With K.K's avowed intent to bring in 2 perhaps 3 more signings, we are woefully poor squadwise. Even if he fills the three positions next week, that is no way to prepare for the premiership. We are running to stay in the same spot, only this time the motivation is different.

Kin'ell we are so desperate we are signing anagrams!

When he first arrived I Parky and I(apologies Parky if it wasn't you) stated that he could become a Toon Legend. I was wrong. I mean I was fucking wrong to several magnitudes. Can an injury such as he suffered make a footballer so ineffective? Its my theory he continued with the naff blonde spikey hair just soo he could be identified on the pitch. Jeez was I wrong?

Got a nice letter from those awfuly nice people at NUFC, inviting me to apply for a season ticket(have had one for seven seasons) because I am also on the waiting list. Read into that what you will.

Didn't someone on here mention Terry Mac at a football talk in months ago? He is said to have said there will be few suprises and the focus would be on players who were familiar with the Prem. (Draw from that whatever you will) No Hollywood signings anyway. (Which is one of the reasons we think we are a big deal)

And the pedant gets two points.

Got a visit from my neighbour, late on. Let's just say he was feeling no pain and leave it at that. He fully explained the provision of this particular rumour and the fact that he saw the photograph to prove it. Apparently, on a flight to Newcastle this morning, were two professional footballers, not on a stopover. Iedar? Gudjohnnsen and Samual E'to. Make of that what you will.

And mine.

My seat is mid centre of the goal, up in L7. I like that view and i am used to all the great folks around me. Does this mean that I will have to move to the present away fans corner and the away fans will take up where i was sitting? If so they can fuck off.

Surely we have something in place- contract wise, for this eventuality? I cannot imagine Ashley putting up with this crap.

Probably the most important statement Keegan made was that he had a good relationship with Mike Ashley - he never speaks to him! Surely that set the whole ball rolling.....

So how does this Gomis kid measure up to that standard? He any good?

Keegan mentioned he was looking for premiership experience and the ability to improve. Does Ashton have either? On that profile alone Crouch fits the bill but not at the prices being asked.

Probably not, but it will be ballpark wont it?

If Are you mad, FFS??? If £15 million is the going rate for that kind of striker then Ashely has to decided if he wants £5 million pound players or players to compete. That is What KK is on about. I dont make the market prices, but what do you suppose Ashton would go for? Could he justify the amount of times he would actually play?

Looks like Crouch will attract £15 million according to the scousers. Worth the punt? Id say so. Hardly injured, regular sccorer, good target man and suprisingly good on the deck for a stick insect.

Perhaps it was KK's little moan (if he in fact said it) about losing his three main targets that set this meeting into motion. At the very least they should all be singing from the same hymn sheet. There will be words no doubt but as blokes they should be able to move on, have a pint and make NUFC stronger because of it.