Disco

Gooooooool

Fucking rubbish

Cuntstaff misses a near open goal.

Hearing Lewis Miley has retired sad.

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Good news that Gordon isn’t playing as he’s both absolutely shit and a greedy little cunt IIRC.

Be amazed if he’s not roofie-ing coffees for others.

Everton P-P Liverpool Villa 2-0 Southampton Brentford 1-1 Newcastle Palace 1-2 Man City Man United 2-0 Forest Fulham 1-2 Arsenal Ipswich 1-2 Bournemouth Leicester 1-2 Brighton Spurs 1-2 Chelsea West Ham 1-1 Wolves

These are absolutely shite, so can’t wait to get beat off that disgusting pervert.

I’ll have my Spurs content served up intravenously me thinks.

Good timing by Fulham for us HT dodgers

I just don’t believe in defending set pieces mate. It’s not what I do mate.

Hilarious error from the BHA keeper.

Longstaff grappled him for a bit outside the area and then he hit the deck when he knew he was losing it. Would’ve been spectacularly harsh.

Not sure on that one. Got the classic loads of players who know they’ll get a move regardless of going down which doesn’t usually end well. Their defence is genuinely appalling though. Wasn’t good pre selling Kilman and then they just didn’t bother replacing him, odd.

Long may it continue. Working like a horse tonight. Maybe he’s finally back to full fitness. Would be understandable given how long he’s had out.

Think that might be the bottom 3 for the season now. Follow a couple of Everton fans and they seem to think they didn’t even play well tonight.

Weirdly never showed it properly on TV. Thought it had given Pope’s reaction. They’re class like and we went toe for toe but not getting the result when it was there is so frustrating.

Amazon’s sound levels are appalling. All four games I’ve watched for a bit have had the same muffled/subdued aura. I get they’re probably using comms in a studio but even then there’s not need to dampen the crowd noise that much.

Didn’t realise Burn slipped on the third so he can’t block or attempt a block. Such fine margins

They’re as tapped as Arsenal fans.

Man Utd fans singing that Anthony is a better rapist than Partey.

Hooben Amorim not so good at the old set pieces is it?

Mad how tight how the margins are when you play a team from the level above. You have to be near perfect to win. We weren’t, we didn’t.