Disco

Unlike John Virgo who always potted it’s a shame his trickshot is missing a gaping goal abjectly.

Another solid 0/7. Easily the worst player on the field when he came on and made the whole city stink of fucking shit due to the faecal mess he smeared all over the pitch. Misses a near open goal that anyone else would have scored with their eyes closed and then gift’s Man City at least 4 or 5 chances. You’d think he was the betting addict given how much he tries to gift the opposition the win every single game without fail.

Played a lot better in the second half when he seemed to switch to the right side of the three to my untrained eyes. Was actually physically sick when ****staff came on for him.

Big Jens still a headcase

Sean Rosenthal.

Cost us the game, again. Such a shame Sir Ben Thatcher, a real player for real fans, doesn’t play anymore. Would be a treat for the eyes to see Sir Ben take care of this shitstain.

Absolutely.

Would have won easily if not for Cuntstaff, Shitphy, and Miggy the Cunt.

Absolute sitter for Cuntstaff. He really is the second worst player in the history of the game after that vile migrant Miggy “THE CUNT” Almiron.

BEWWWWWWWWWWW

Bewstaff more like

Played alright without necessarily threatening or picking the right pass when it’s been needed. Feel like they have a couple of levels to go up if needed as well. Frustrating, especially the delivery from wide.

Good job Gundy is slow as shit

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Dortmund in the mud

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‘Kin hell. Good luck to him.

Nah, Saints (scummers) v Pompey (skates) is lively old affair though.

Good win for the Stan tonight in absolutely minging conditions. 4-2 win against Aycliffe. Absolutely battered for the first 30 mins and then took control. Hilarious missed pen for the visitors too, a good 3 or 4 metres over the bar.

If I was Man Utd, one of the richest clubs in the world, I would simply beat a team that isn’t from one of the top 10 biggest cities in the Netherlands.

Norwich’s record signing once upon a time.

Have to as standard in the LC I believe.

Arsenal fans are absolutely tapped.

West Ham 1-2 Chelsea Villa 2-0 Wolves Fulham 1-1 Newcastle Leicester 2-1 Everton Liverpool 3-1 Bournemouth Southampton 1-2 Ipswich Spurs 2-1 Brentford Palace 0-2 Man United Brighton 2-1 Forest Man City 1-0 Arsenal