Disco

Some of the 1 and 2 touch football has been brilliant. Makes you want to when you see the shit we serve up.

Get in that neutral end at the cottage. Do well to get tix that aren't at extortionate prices for the others. Should go to a lower league game. Cheaper and going in with the away fans is always a laugh at lower league games.

Brilliant game for the neutral this. One of the most easy on the eye games ive watched in a while

I think Enrique would be decent at FKs. Nearly all his passes are done in a FK/corner style. Whipped round the corner/over the top...he can't be any worse than the rest of the shite that takes them.

They'll stay up because we'll go down. Ideally we'll both stay up and they'll remain shite and Cisse will leave and we'll improve a million fold (be average again)

Fuck me thats atrocious.

Saw him when he was playing in Japan. I fucking thought he was some 32 year old fucking around in Japan for laughs. Good work by the Porto scouts on that one.

Teams are in the OP. Cheers, might wanna stick in costs and postcode of where we're playing n all.

Fair play to Porto like, haven't come to sit back and do fuck all like most teams at OT do

We should have teams and formations in OP along with brief player profiles...yes i am a sad cunt.

Porto take a deserved lead, Rodridguez with a lush finish. Evans looks way out of his depth.

Ah forgot Porto had that joker in goal. Shoddy keeper.

Sell all your tickets, You couldn't sell all your tickets

"Hulk" upfront for Porto

In fairness, you're probably playing alongside the best performer from the night and you probably won't have to do much running. You can swap into right-back at any time mate I'll be the DM of the 2 CMs like so i'll probably just sit back and cover anyways leaving you FBs to overload their wings. Oh I don't think you'll be doing that. Oh I don't think so at all. Of course we might not even play 4-4-2, we might play 4-3-3 or a 3-5-2 or more likely towards the end 2-0-8 or 8-0-2

Definitely. Surely the place is only booked for a set amount of time... we're not gonna cut that short for the possibility of pens rather than playing another 10mins? Thought we were just playing a standard 90min game? We better have HT as I'll prob need to go for a whitey.

Definitely.

In fairness, you're probably playing alongside the best performer from the night and you probably won't have to do much running. You can swap into right-back at any time mate I'll be the DM of the 2 CMs like so i'll probably just sit back and cover anyways leaving you FBs to overload their wings.

Won £30 on Lampard 2-0 at the weekend.

I would've gone if it had been a 3pm like but i can't be arsed fucking about with getting back from Stoke late doors.

So I'm replacing the best player off the blue team...

To be fair to Martins he spent large swathes of the match at the weekend without anyone being within 20 yards of him. Not many players will thrive in positions like that against one of the best defences going. If Owen had bothered looking for some flicks he'd have got some as Martins won a fair bit in the air. People like Martins because they can see with a bit of coaching he'd be a top player btw & he gets you on the edge of your seat unlike any of the other dross we have.

Its ok I'm shite too. Chronically unfit n all which will compound the being shit problem.

Hopefully Duff picks up an injury.

100% agree with all of that. Good post