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Along with the new owner/players/manager we could really do with some new fitness and physique coaches too - the amount of preventable injuries we pick up is huge. Broken bones/game injuries etc can't be helped so much but muscle strains are more than preventable.

Could bring Chris Eagles with him n all.

get down to several games of Soggy Biscuit, unfortunately for Kinnear he lost every time. Come again?

absolutely spot on. Would've been a big improvement on our squad albeit an overpriced one at that. For someone who is 's****' he'd walk into our team for Saturday. He'd certainly be an improvement on Duff or the dearly departed French c***, but he wouldn't be on Jonas and Jonas should absolutely be playing on the left wing every week. We should have been looking to strengthen other areas instead. He'd of played central midfield, he hasn't played on the wing for a while He would have given us drive forward, a danger from distance on the shot, a set piece taker who is left footed and regularly works the keeper on set pieces. As quayside said it doesn't matter its not going to happen. Sunderland would never sell one of their top players direct to us.

get down to several games of Soggy Biscuit, unfortunately for Kinnear he lost every time.

absolutely spot on. Would've been a big improvement on our squad albeit an overpriced one at that. For someone who is 'shite' he'd walk into our team for Saturday.

must suck to see how far she has come in life, shes rolling with the best man! Pretty random to look in this thread (first time i've post in here i think) and see someone you know. Small world.

Hopefully they'll get a late goal and goto ET.

Used to work with and know quite well the lass in the middle photo.

Hopefully WBA pick up a few knocks tonight against Burnley.

Could be a blessing to be honest. Get some injured players back and bed in the newer signings. Aye. Jonas will not be suspended either.

Underrated player for us.

Steve Coppell - wouldn't mind seeing him here although i doubt he'd move. Roy Hodgson/Steve Bruce - done a good job at Fulham/Wigan

Makes no sense.

from what little i know of him yes. Was speaking to a mate who is a big Rangers fan after we bought him and he was of the opinion he was poor on the wing though. No final ball or particular ability to take people on, just lots of pace.

With Jonas banned I'd definitely throw Lua Lua in, got to be a better bet than any of the other options wide on the right. Pace and enthusiasm over Geremi's "experience" every time. Lua Lua had a modicum of pace it seems too unlike anyone else (bar Martins who is liable not to play anyway) and therefore can cause a problem in another way.

I'm off the belief (why i don't know) that he can't possibly be worse than he was first time round.

There's about half a dozen players who'd leave us screwed if they were to get injured but a couple of really notable ones. A reoccurence of Martins' injury or a knock to Bassong and we might as well turn the lights off now. Add Harper to that list n all. Woeful situation to be in. What's that based on? Nothing, if i'm honest - i just think we're better than them. Don't you agree though? If we lose Oba then we're seriously going to struggle to stay up. West Brom aren't a good side, no two ways about it - and even if we're level after 70 minutes we can throw Martins on. I fear that if he starts, we'll push it and try to play him until the end. But even if we do sub him... Start him, sub him off after 60 mins < Bench him, sub him on after 60 mins. I think we're better than them, yes. Without Beye, Jonas, Owen, Oba, Guthrie, Barton and possibly Coloccini though, on their own turf? No I don't. West Brom are not great but they're not inept like most of our replacements will be. They're in good form and I think, unless Oba can start and turn it on (a massive ask), they'll roll us over, I really do. As much as we need a win I'd be happy with a draw given the current state of our starting XI.

Do you visit prudhoe hospital often? Pretty much shut these days like.

It appears not. Unprofessional from top to bottom.

Name a better NUFC youth product since 1994. If you can include N'Zogbia as an NUFC youth product you can include Keith Gillespie, Dyer & Andy Cole. Completely different. Dyer had made 100+ appearances before we bought him and was in the England set - up. Cole was one of the top scorers in the league and Gillespie had also made several appearances inc. international

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N'Zogbia is significantly better because he is not constantly shite. I can't remember Duff ever turning in a MOM performance for us or him ever getting me on the edge of my seat running at a defence, creating something from nothing, ripping a FB apart all of which CNZ did for us. Yes, he was a moody French twat but he is a darnsight better than a past it Paddy twat.

That's irrelevant when it comes to the issue of whether his leaving has weakened us though. Our best run of form came with him in the side and I think it has. We saw on Sunday how much one weak flank inhibits our game. Double/treble up on Jonas and stop us playing. Wouldn't be so bad but I reckon Duff is the second person on the teamsheet after Butt which is bad enough in itself.

Take that as a joke? good work Poirot.