Disco

Fully agree, neither good enough defensively nor offensively to be classed as a good midfielder IMO. If we spent more than £3m on him I'd be disappointed and he appears to be too money motivated in my eyes.

Like that one. Reworking of the old Mirandinha chant: We've got Guttierez, He's mates with Carlos Tevez, He hates Brazil, He's fucking brill! Liking that Mirandihna re-work

They're hardly going to kick the shit out of him really though are they?

I've got a feeling he isn't arsed if he moves or not. Not this season at least, especially with Zenit in the CL next season. He might as well play that and move in Jan.

Their wage to revenue ratio must be 80% at least now and its likely they'll get a couple more bigger name players in too I would've thought plus with a new stadium to build Gaydamak is really putting his money where his mouth is so to be speak.

very nice! The lass or the kit? both! smart kit smarter lass

Villa's badge would look better as the lion just sewn straight onto the kit without the shield.

very nice!

And what a clever chap he is

McDermott? Prefer the two keepers on the bench myself.

Good news if he doesn't end up fucking off.

tbf I think Shearer is a gash pundit.

Jesus Christ, it's NUFC media horseshit bingo. All we need now is a Nicky Shorey, a KK Out and a Pascal Chimbonda for a full house. I think it must be Wise undermiming Keegan. Shearer! Shearer!

What the fuck did they expect him to say? 'No, Arsenal are a smaller club than Newcastle. What I'm really holding out for is a move to Bolton.'? I agree, can't see Arsenal wanting him but I do like the way the way they're stalling over the £15m pricetag despite him havin a £13m release clause, things must really have gone to pot since David Dein left.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/transfernews/article1383695.ece Peddling the Martins story again with quotes for a change.

“An astute businessman like him should have known football wouldn’t make him a shed-load of money." Yet, if the deal is true he will of. What an odd statement.

Nice to see The Sun taking the bullshit baton and running with it.

We've bought a current Argentine International - positive and fact We've bid a club record amount for a player - positive and fact Why are people being so negative?

Although I'd still (hint hint) like to see a mock up with the white and black stripes in alternate places.

Anything to fuck 'Appy 'Arry off is good in my eyes, fucking detest the man.

I just thought it was because he was an ugly cunt but if we've signed a player for next to nowt as reports have shown we have (yes hey may not be true) then I'll be happy, he is a current int'l (might not have played much, but he was picked was his countries biggest recent game vs. Brazil) and he wants to play here and the staff want him here so what is there to lose? At least we are signing people to fill the holes in our gaping squad.

I've not got one, i don't think some of the others have either. As for the pick ups, Ash is the man to ask. He's organised the route and will know if certain places are suitable. Haha, I doubt we'll be picking up in Shields tbh and for the record I'm a season ticket holder.

hahaha

a) what the fuck? b) why the fuck would he move there? c) still reckon he's a decent player.

Dunno about anyone else, but the whole thing sounds like fucking good business to me. And tbh, i'm pretty chuffed that the guys at the top have done their research and actually found out that top players can be pinched this way - for relative threepence. We've shown more nouse - and been more clever/cunning - than every other Premer Leauge team by completing this signing. Exactly