Disco

Goals: 1-1 Gvardiol ‘34 Gordon ‘57 Cards: Schar Guimaraes Ederson Tonali Joelinton Kovacic Grealish Dias UKTV: Live on TNT Sports UK Radio: Live on talkSPORT, BBC Radio Newcastle and www.nufc.co.uk PLEASE DO NO REQUEST OR POST STREAMS OF THE MATCH. YOU WILL BE BANNED.

Dortmund in the mud

Newcastle 0-2 Man City Arsenal 3-0 Leicester Brentford 1-0 West Ham Chelsea 1-1 Brighton Everton 1-0 Palace Forest 2-1 Fulham Wolves 0-2 Liverpool Ipswich 1-3 Villa Man United 1-1 Spurs Bournemouth 2-1 Southampton

‘Kin hell. Good luck to him.

Nah, Saints (scummers) v Pompey (skates) is lively old affair though.

Good win for the Stan tonight in absolutely minging conditions. 4-2 win against Aycliffe. Absolutely battered for the first 30 mins and then took control. Hilarious missed pen for the visitors too, a good 3 or 4 metres over the bar.

If I was Man Utd, one of the richest clubs in the world, I would simply beat a team that isn’t from one of the top 10 biggest cities in the Netherlands.

Norwich’s record signing once upon a time.

Have to as standard in the LC I believe.

Arsenal fans are absolutely tapped.

West Ham 1-2 Chelsea Villa 2-0 Wolves Fulham 1-1 Newcastle Leicester 2-1 Everton Liverpool 3-1 Bournemouth Southampton 1-2 Ipswich Spurs 2-1 Brentford Palace 0-2 Man United Brighton 2-1 Forest Man City 1-0 Arsenal

Arsenal practising their 0-0 routine for the weekend? This has been absolutely shite.

Atalanta pel

He’s a better Jacob Murphy. I’d quite like him If he wasn’t Spurs.

Every season we turn these cunts in to the second coming of Pep’s Barca in midfield.

Fair play to “Ange” and his absolute refusal to coach defensive set pieces and defending in any with other than ‘absolutely wipe open mate’.

Just standard reaction ain’t it? Always find Martinez a really good speaker actually given he’s a bellend of absolute catastrophic proportions on the field.

If he’s a true believer of Jhon > John then I’m here for it. I’ve only seen it back once but I’m not so sure it’s anything other than your standard long range “blooter” (Lawro, 2013).

Whey obviously. Edit: FFS, and thoroughly deserved

What I’d pay to see a real player like Sir Kevin Muscat against so called Miggy aka El Cunt.

Probably change this season but it’s seemingly only us havent worked out it’s all the have.

Check out Basel’s Alien Ant Farm fan number.

A lot of it is to trying elongate a story but already starting to get tired about how much I’m reading about this bloke.