Disco

Never heard of him, can he make he a decent pretzel as his name suggests? If so, get him in.

Deprived of my normal seat on the barrier in the Leazes for that, odd as I can’t remember anything else from being at game apart from it being way more busy in the Paddock than it had been for any of the games I’d been to in the run up which I assume would’ve been sell outs.

Spurs away end would have been a canny ST

Worldie

There’s been 1 goal in the 7 halves of football I’ve watched so far this weekend and I missed it as I was having a shite

It’s mad how bad Donnarumma is on crosses given his height.

At least the back isn’t honking…

Last minute winner for Sevilla in the Liga relegation scrap.

Stockport gol in the last min against an absolutely turgid Stevenage team.

Getafe and their commitment to anti football always raise a chuckle from me.

Have they banned goals in the playoffs on the sly or something?

Howe’s absolute disdain of Paperback Ryder being allowed to ask him questions is one of my favourite things about him.

This has been dreadful so far

Liverpool 2-1 Chelsea Brighton 2-0 Wolves Fulham 1-1 Bournemouth Sunderland 1-2 Man United Man City 2-1 Brentford Burnley 1-2 Villa Palace 0-1 Everton Forest 1-2 Newcastle West Ham 0-2 Arsenal Spurs 1-1 Leeds Man City 2-0 Palace

Kompany doing some undercover vice work?

Start as you mean to go on lads

Whitley will have a new manager for better or worse n all so that'll probably impact things and who they look to bring in and move on. Seems apt their keeper won them the game with that save, he's been their best player in every game I've been to watch them and seems to win MOM every other week regardless.

Urgh

Saw a kid (probably about 11-12) earlier cutting about Whitley with a retro Marseille away top with Ben Arfa on the back. Sensational stuff from the lad given his age.

Watched a video about Real Bedford a while back and it seemed like the most unnecessary of pursuits. They weirdly have or had a coffee shop in the town centre n all as part of it.

Bald back and daft cunt please barber

Rangers manager looks like he sells subpar insurance

SJP, cash only on the door oddly. Probably make a late call tomorrow whether to go or not. Would be a nice way to finish off my season given it was the first game I went to this season as well.

Marcelino leaves Villarreal, suspect he’ll get a decent job somewhere next.