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:lol: Is it really that bad ? It's fun! I avoid the midweek games as they're actually pretty shitty and it is almost always raining on a weeknight when they play, for some fucking reason. It's a jolly good time if you discount how horseshit some of the players are. It's a bit like being Pardew, when one person does something remotely footballing-like, you feel like you've just witness magic.

I said he wouldn't really add anything to the league, and he wouldn't. He'd be around for two seasons at most while probably being out injured for most of the time. It's an MLS 1.0 move. Mate, Stephen Caldwell starts for us.

Join Angel into the history books as a player who takes the piss out of the MLS. I'm still waiting for Defoe to wash this league up this season singlehandedly. He's done well so far TFC! TFC!

I'm a TFC fan and I can vouch that the MLS 'experience' is akin to going to a party where everyone's pretending the girl who's hosting it is hot. And when you get there you find out all her friends are ugly as well, barring one of two out of towners or new faces that intrigue you in the passing. So you end up staying for the drinks and camaraderie.

I forgot Joey still plays football. I see him more of a professional Twitter personality and online shit-disturber.

Lucky wankers. At least get into some trannies while you're there.

What movie is that?

Those corners, man. WTF. And those nicknames. Ugh. I hate Pardew even more after hearing those. I bet 'Matty' can't wait to get the fuck out.

So like the rest of the players, then.

There's beef afoot.

The Man City pre-oil would've eaten the fucking League cup like it was Jesus embodied if they'd won. Their priorities changed just recently.

Looking forward to the Oldtype takedown article.

You pissed Wullie off, bro.

Even Pardew can't take the blame for a striker being shit scared of the penalty area. Adam Armstrong played about 15 mins this season and he's had more shots on goal. Good point. Fuck LDJ and give Armstrong some fucking gametime next year. Also, why are all our younger strikers so short?

Unpopular but Ben Arfa's problems clearly stretch farther than just Pardew. Disappointing. That's the point I was trying to make. I seem to remember some of the players questioning his professionalism not long ago. Also, he was getting slated on here about his size when he came back from injury. There is no excuse for the state he was in and it was down to him. That said, Pardew still messed up with his man-management of him and if HBA is going to go against the club then we may as well milk that for all it's worth. I'm just a bit uneasy with his near canonisation on here. I believe one needs two miracles to be canonized. I'd venture that his goals against Blackburn and Bolton are as close to hair-raising miracles as we would likely see in our time on Earth.

Nice thread title change, although not sure if I just noticed it now or giggs.

Please please please let this be the last I hear about him. I had forgotten he'd existed until the bump.

Bang on. He can eat shit. I love(d) him, but if this story is true he is as bad a captain as Captain Owen.

You're missing the point. This is not some fucking deification of the lad for no reason in an us vs. them game created arbitrarily. If there is actual dirt to be unearthed, it would have come out by now, about how Ben Arfa took a dump in Colo's boots or jizzed in Willo's hair, making him unable to run his hands through his stiff locks through the rest of the game. It seems there is some agenda afoot from the manager downwards to get him out of the club, for some reason or the other. No idea why. Hopefully it comes out that he did indeed do some unspeakably terrible deed, and then it will all make sense. But in the absence of a real reason to his exclusion, and with silly anecdotes like Colo wondering why he was let into the side in place of full on wankers who deserve even LESS to be in the side, I refuse to believe anything that comes out of the mouths of those with any authority inside the club.

This Gordon is thick as fuck.

So we're letting Colo decide who warrants a place in the team as a chief attacking option? Are you fucking kidding me? I don't give a fuck what his opinions are, the manager seems to be in some form of agreement with him, and that smells like collusion or, at the very least, a meeting of the minds. To keep our best attacking player out of the team to put in fucking cloggers. I wonder if he's said anything remotely the same about Gosling or Shola? What exactly have they done to make Colo leak in his pants? This fucking club, man.

Finally Hatem will get some match practice.

Fantastic write up, Wullie. The Simpsons analogy and the rain metaphor was brilliant.

I would start referring him and that affliction as Madame Bowery. It's that kind of an afternoon here.