DJ_NUFC

I urge you to seek help, and sort out whatever's going on at home, Matt.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? Sorry for yelling, but Loki, you're the only person in the world who's drunk from Pardew's cup of koolaid. Baines is not Messi. I for one would have loved to see Ben Arfa put up against Baines and for once have THEM worry about OUR number one threat, instead of finding players all over the fucking park from the opposition team we have to find ways to nullify. I for one want Pardew to show confidence in his own players. If it hadn't worked at half time, THEN he'd have been justified to either change HBA's position (to the left!) or taken him off, at least people would've given him credit for trying to at least unsettle their supposed best player by pitting ours directly against him. Professionals actually step their game up when pitted against the best, HBA would've been no different. No, instead, let's put it in HBA's head that Baines will eat him up, so go run at Coleman, lad. This is cowardice. Please don't buy into this shit.

Good point. I have blocked out the fact that Pardew has 7 more years left on this contract. This club is truly insane.

Any surprise? This is the man who goes through the entire catalogue of formations in 90 minutes, adds some invented ones to boot, and still loses home games trying to defend against promoted sides. Knee jerk? Someone put him out of his jerking misery.

Astonishing. It's like the three live in their own 'opposite' world where everything is going exactly according to fucking plan. FFS.

Was it Frazier or his musically-inclined brother, DJ, who reamed Boumsong a new one?

Aye, too easy

So he sacked Hughton for much less, appointed an inferior manager, or at least someone on par with Hughton when it came to achievement, and now refuses to sack him after watching him almost take us down last year, with record home defeats. I am slowly leaning more and more towards the Ashley conspiracy theorists who say he truly doesn't give a f00k. He doesn't. Nothing's gonna change, people. Not unless we actually go down. Sigh.

Top swearing. Don't you have lizard people to blog about?

Unreal this guy was substituted while all of last year we played the same crapheads week in and week out as we almost got relegated. There are a few Pardew-Undroppables and Ben Arfa is not one of them, unfortunately. Doesn't tackle or track back enough, like.

Willo in the centre, Simpson RB, pls.

Unbelievable. Absolutely unreal. If this happens and we make this lad unhappy, Pardew needs to be dragged out of Newcastle.

Willo is gonna start, going by Pards' post match comment.

Hmm, not a bad idea. Santon LM, Ben Arfa RM, Sissoko and Anita in the middle. FOH-FOH-TOO.

If he's not gone tomorrow then I reckon he will he here until the derby or Christmas. Fucking shit.

It hurts that we missed the boat on Martinez and many available good managers over the summer. It really, truly hurts.

Your life is complete.

Grew up in Kampala, Uganda, and attended a British primary school. Every cunt around me supported Man U, and I had just got interested in footie at the time. This was 1995. Keegan's entertainers were... entertaining on a weekly basis. What really attracted me to the toon was not just the play and the team, but the fact that people that I absolutely hated supported Man U, and this was a way to not be cuntish in any way or form. It's served me well over the years, all the heartache and downs have simply made me love the club even more. To answer someone else's question posed earlier in the thread, I've taken quite a bit of interest in the area, albeit never, ever visited (my financial and personal realities have not permitted thus far), but have known people from the area and have made me want to visit even more. I hope to finally go to my first Newcastle game next year, August.

What a load of rubbish. What manager hasn't blamed spies and the notting hill carnival in their time? It's completely reasonable that half the team are tired from playing in midweek and the other half rusty from not playing in midweek. These are normal things for a manager to say.

Because we are sadomasochists and really dig self harm. Self deprecation is our mother tongue, and we enjoy black humour. We realized we will not be anything more than what we already are, so we found a team that gives us the same dose of reality after fleeting fights of fancy that our day to day lives provide us with. Newcastle united is a mirror for all our failures and castles built on sand.

Where to now for Moyes?

Hazard is fucking shit and I'm selling him. Bah. All that faith in him and Berba didnt' pay off. Wankers.

Did Bigi play today at all? Lad deserves a chance ahead of witch doctor's fave patient.

Fergie did Pardieu a good one.