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The amount of times Debuchy simply was not close to his man was shocking. French international? Come on.

We need our own Belgian. Badly.

But it is Coloccini, who WHAT?

I think this would've been ideal. I waited and waited in vain for Freddie to 'wake up.' Turns out he was forced to sell the club when he was morphed out on a hospital bed, with Ashley taking his thumbprint in blood ... if you were to hear Freddie tell the story now. Anyways, in reality, we all know, he'd never have awoken to the fiscal reality he himself put us in, and a buyer was always more likely. But fuck... Ashley.

Pards looks better. All frauds look good.

When Pardew says all my teams play "fast front foot football", would the words 'fraud' 'liar' 'bullshitter' not apply to someone, who says such things. Yet what you see is completely different ?. Would a fraud ever say things like, "I've been watching Spain like, and training with Mourinho at Chelsea in my time off, I've picked up a few nuggets..." I'm still waiting to see what the fuck he learned from those thrilling escapades of his.

I swear to every God that could possibly make his or her appearance after my death and surprising me, I will wank for a fucking week non-stop, without lube, if we sign both these players. OMGGGG.

That is brilliant, haha, made me laugh today

To be ahead of Marv on the bench? Jonas the undroppable!

Altidore can suck my balls. Fuck you guys, I'm Canadian.

Lowndsy, of course there is going to be hypocrisy, this is fucking RELIGION we're talking about, texts writ in water being treated as gospel by followers thousands of years later, the longest running Chinese-Telephone game in history. The non-religious simply would do what we've always done to accommodate the demands of the religious, tolerate. And provide an environment where they can carry out their beliefs, as long as they're not harmful to society. If Cisse chooses to gamble one night, and demand prayer space next day to repent for his sins, this is the way the world has always worked. There shouldn't be anything to even see here, but it seems like the media and possibly the club have made this a bigger issue than it needs to be. As our only real, decent striker, we should be treating this lad with white gloves.

Madras, Kanoute and there is also another example (I forget now) of a player who both were allowed to wear a shirt with the logo of their favourite charity by their respective clubs, instead of alienating them and telling them to train on their own (that's IF this story is even fucking true, sounds like bollocks to me). It would not be earth-shattering or leave the entire league in limbo, as you're assuming it might. It's really not a fucking big deal unless the club chooses to make it one.

Fun while it lasted. Whelan taking our piss.

Best post in this thread, lol Gonna use this, if you don't mind.

Andrea Purrluv would be seated on the bench in Pards' team anyway, or would be craning his neck as balls were continuously hoofed over him in the center of the park.

Bang on, JJ7. Mole, I understand we've only sold Perchinho so far, but I was referring to how every single rumour of a player's departure has some fan or another saying "oh aye not good enough anyweh..." As if we have a neverending list of players at our disposal and Barca's squad, money and attraction for better replacements. We need to stop selling, and actually ADD to this team. Otherwise we're actually freaking doomed for the coming season. In that regard, I agree with you.

I'm beginning to question the minds of some posters on this board. It seems in every single thread regarding every single player who is linked with a move away from us, there are a few who think its a fantastic idea, how that player never did much anyway, and should be sold. If we sell all our best players, where the fuck are Joe and Alan going to find replacements from? Cisse? Bent is better, marra. Marv? Never adapted marra. Perch? Should never have been taking up a spot from Bigi (!) marra. We need to have a bigger picture here in mind and not be reactionary and look at every single potential sale as a one-off. We are potentially breaking this team apart completely if we continue to sell the few players who did deliver last year in a pathetic season. We should be looking to add talent.

Shouldn't be leaving unless he actually wants to. Great squad player. Great attitude.

I have to give it to him and Ashley, hearing this man simply talk, about anything, is like those terrible pain memes or crash youtube videos. You know it's painful but you can't stop watching. It's puerile, basic entertainment, as it's happening at a primal level. What the hell is this man doing near our club? Does make me laugh everyday though

People are insane. Pardew is the last bastion of sanity (and some sanity, that) against the tyranny of Ashley and JFK. If Pards walks, we'll have JFK putting on his track suit and asking Kebab to throw it long to Amanabae. I hate Pards as much as the next guy, but the alternative is ridiculous. After this week, Ashley cannot be trusted with the future of this club. Man has learned nothing about football and has made no friends since he took over with knowledge about the game. It's clear he has his drinking buddies from the football world, who consist of JFK and Dennis Wise, from the looks of it. The fact that he brought JFK back into the game shows he has not evolved one iota as not just an owner, but as a football watcher. The world demands modernity, he persists with J Fucking K.

Rushdie was gonna be our new boss? At least some intelligence in this club, ffs.

Awesome response, I must say.

TT, have a word with yourself. Couldn't hit a barn door from 5 yards? We'd be relegated without him, and not have finished 5th last year without him hitting barn doors left, right and center. And your post is one of the worst I've read on this forum in a long time. Go sit in a fucking corner.