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DJ_NUFC

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  1. FUCKING YANKS! Yeah I saw that. Fuckin' bullshit is what that was. Once again Donovan and his pansies do one over us, be it hockey, basketball or fuckin' footie, can't stand the fuckin' cunts. We played alright as well. Now I hope we fuckin' stuff'em in the U-20s. But yeah, overall it was terrible to watch. Difficult to comprehend how the US always manage to do decent at World Cups, as if you were to watch any CONCACAF games they usually look so shit.
  2. Actually, you ought to proud of Lubbock, Texas. Home town of Buddy Holly, Joe Ely, Jimmie Dale Gilmore and a lot of damn f****** great music. I just picked a place in Texas where I'd imagine that the vast majority of folks couldn't give a rat's ass about Thierry Henry. Wow, had no idea the place had such a culture, or any sort of history of any type. I'm your typical "Texas is for neanderthals" North Americans. Shame, coz when I did visit the rural south a few years back I had a great time. I'm sure I'll like it when I do go down, but will be hell of a lot quieter than here (Toronto). Well....I don't know... just take the place on its own terms. Like your signature btw. Herzog pisses all over Godard IMO. Hehe...to be honest, Godard came before and could be credited with the birth of New Wave, but yes, I do prefer the German myself.
  3. Actually, you ought to proud of Lubbock, Texas. Home town of Buddy Holly, Joe Ely, Jimmie Dale Gilmore and a lot of damn f****** great music. I just picked a place in Texas where I'd imagine that the vast majority of folks couldn't give a rat's ass about Thierry Henry. Wow, had no idea the place had such a culture, or any sort of history of any type. I'm your typical "Texas is for neanderthals" North Americans. Shame, coz when I did visit the rural south a few years back I had a great time. I'm sure I'll like it when I do go down, but will be hell of a lot quieter than here (Toronto).
  4. First of all, that's Spike LEE, not Spike Jones. Secondly, yep, I'd be interested in Eva too . And finally, thanks for taking the piss out of LUBBOCK, Tx, where my parents are moving to this year. I'm gonna be visiting them almost every year, fills me with even less pride than it did before.
  5. Souness has two in there, and once he was tricked by a George Weah impersonator. :D :D
  6. I still bear a grudge over the arrow in the eye incident of 1066. I am not that bothered about Barton the person, if he joins us he needs to lead a life that doesn't distract or effect his or his teammates performance on the pitch. If he is incapable of doing this then we should not sign him, it is all about the team & not individuals. Tru dat.
  7. Stubbed a cigar in the eye of some youth player who was setting his shirt a blaze. Knocked 7 bells out of French person (Dabo) Showed his arse to a bunch of arseholes. Assaulted a young Everton fan in Thailand, bit Richard Dunne's finger. Arrested on suspicion of criminal assault and criminal damage after an alleged argument with a taxi driver. Upset a few pricks who released books after a poor cup by saying "'We got beat in the quarter-finals. I played like s***. Here's my book." They may be a few more bits He was hospitalized. It's cool though, as he's French. I suppose, judging from your post, you're pro-Barton, even him as a person?
  8. Keepin' it short, but my tuppence: Don't like him, don't need someone so stupid as him, we've already had enough bad personalities at the club. But great player, deserves a second chance and if he can prove his worth on the pitch, while also refraining from putting his teammates into the hospital ward, he'll be a brilliant signing. So, i'm split.
  9. So your mind only handle one opinion about a certain person, event, or place at a time? Interesting...
  10. Yeah cos someone of Dein's calibre was flicking the chronicle job page every thursday for the last 10 years. What is your problem? Why do all your posts reek of sarcasm? If you do wish to make a fair comment about the unavailability of decent Directors of Football, not only is it untrue, it can be made in a civil fuckin' fashion. Hands on hips and posting? Very impressive. My, that would mean I have a very large penis. Buttering me up?
  11. Yeah cos someone of Dein's calibre was flicking the chronicle job page every thursday for the last 10 years. What is your problem? Why do all your posts reek of sarcasm? If you do wish to make a fair comment about the unavailability of decent Directors of Football, not only is it untrue, it can be made in a civil fuckin' fashion.
  12. This is absolutely fuckin' insane if it happened. Ashley would be turning the club in the direction it should have been going a long time ago. Fat Fred are you watching?
  13. http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/family/img/998_Allen_iverson_arrest.jpg Tbh.
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    Primera Liga

    Fuckin' hell, I knew Atletico would roll over like Catalan sluts as soon as they had a chance to fuck over Real, but this is shocking... I smell a fix of Juventude proportions. For sure. Unless it's all a complex fix and the title still goes to Real.
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    Lookalikes

    Young, balding Alan Shearer / Young, balding Arjen Robben. http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40976000/jpg/_40976718_shearer416.jpg http://www.chelseafc.com/javaImages/77/c7/0,,10268~3000183,00.jpg
  16. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/columns/story?id=428836&root=europe&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab1pos3&cc=5901 Valdano puts Real back in headlines Dominic Raynor It's hard to ignore Real Madrid. We can overlook the fact that David Beckham's return from exile is suddenly being hailed as the catalyst for Los Blancos' new found team spirit. We can also ignore the fact that Beckham has become so important that Madrid managed to get his suspension for the crucial match with Sevilla overturned, amid the suspicion of their peers. Let's forget the fact that despite all of Real's well-documented troubles their 3-1 defeat of Sevilla has them only two points behind La Liga leaders Barcelona and within touching distance of their first title since 2002/03. And we can even pay scant regard to the fact that the once doomed Fabio Capello could now cling on to his job at the Estadio Santiago Bernabeu. But when former Real Madrid coach and World Cup winner Jorge Valdano compares Liverpool and Chelsea to 'a shit hanging from a stick' then you have to take notice. Writing in his column in Marca, Spain's biggest selling newspaper, the well-respected football intellectual expressed his exasperation at the brand of football on display between the two English clubs during their Champions League semi-final in typically colourful style. 'Football is made up of subjective feeling, of suggestion - and, in that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick,' Valdano lamented. 'Chelsea and Liverpool are the clearest, most exaggerated example of the way football is going: very intense, very collective, very tactical, very physical, and very direct,' he added. 'But, a short pass? No. A feint? No. A change of pace? No. A one-two? A nutmeg? A backheel? Don't be ridiculous. None of that. The extreme control and seriousness with which both teams played the semi-final neutralised any creative licence, any moments of exquisite skill.' What Valdano is saying is that football should be as much about form as it is function. Liverpool and Chelsea fans may enjoy the results that their teams churn out but are they really entertained? Do they actually enjoy watching this attritional, combative style? There will always be blinkered supporters who can't see any deficiencies in their own team. Their way is the best way and they are happy to have the shitty end of the stick. However, many supporters of the Reds and Blues have openly admitted that if they were neutral fans they would prefer to watch Manchester United, Barcelona or Lyon because the football is much more artistic - it is only the results that keep them happy. I am totally in the Valdano camp in terms of attractive football and the dire nature of that woeful semi-final (I actually allowed my wife to change channel) but I disagree that it is an example of the way football is irretrievably heading. The system is self-policing. If a club play a style of football that depends solely on results to make it palatable then that very same benchmark for success works as a catalyst for demise when results are not forthcoming. For instance, Arsene Wenger's slick, attacking style at Arsenal has brought him leniency with the supporters and critics. The Gunners have failed to invest heavily in the squad for two seasons and have failed to win any silverware for two years but still there are very few dissenting voices. Conversely, Chelsea, who, according to Valdano, play a style bereft of creative licence, invested over £45million in the summer and scooped the Carling Cup but having failed in Europe and wilted in their defence of the Premiership title they have suffered an increasing barrage of criticism. And it is this very balance which will continue to ebb and flow through football - with neither vanquishing the other. The former Argentina international must look at his own beloved Real Madrid as a microcosm of this theory. Following three season's of self-proclaimed galatico football without a major honour - and there could be a fourth if they fail win the title this year - the board turned to the abrasive talents of Capello to get results at all costs, even if it went against the club's ethos. Madrid were certainly well aware of the Italian's style from his first unpopular stint in charge at Madrid when he won La Liga in 1996/97. Indeed he made his name with AC Milan's 'invincibles' in the early 90's with his defensive catenaccio approach. Maybe Valdano's comments were prompted by a shared disdain with the Madridstas for this grating un-Real like approach by their club. Fuelled by Capello's comments that the beauty of attacking football is old fashioned. 'Those days are over', he insisted. Adding that results are much more important than playing beautifully. And that brings us full-circle. If Capello fails to get those results the contempt the fans and critics have for his modus operandi will undoubtedly prompt Madrid to quickly administer the anti-dote and bring in a coach that embraces free-flowing attacking football. Yet how many of those disaffected Real Madrid fans would sign up to Capello-ism if during their barren spell they had matched the achievements of the clubs that Valdano admonished? During the same period Liverpool have won the European Cup and will play in another final later this month, whilst Chelsea have scooped two league championships and two League Cups. There is room in the game for both pragmatic and stylistic approaches, indeed that is what makes the game so interesting. Valdano was right to lambast Liverpool and Chelsea's semi-final but last season's final between Arsenal and Barcelona proved success and artistry can go hand in hand. Whilst the turgid affair at Anfield may make the majority of fans appreciate the fact that they don't possess a season ticket for either team it does not herald the decline of football. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Clown prince Fabien Barthez has been forced to quit Ligue 1, at least temporarily, after the Nantes goalkeeper became embroiled in a fight to defend his Porsche from irate fans. GettyImages Is it the end for Fabien Barthez? The former France international and World Cup winner quit Les Canaris after he was attacked by a group of the club's supporters after a 2-0 home defeat to Rennes. The 35-year-old was forced to stop his car as he was driving out of the Stade de la Beaujoire, and ended up trading blows with a supporter who had attempted to get inside the Porsche. The eight-times French champions have since been relegated for the first time since 1963, ending a record 44 consecutive years in the top flight, and many supporters see the error-prone keeper - who spilled a seemingly harmless cross into his own net to hand relegation rivals Sedan a 1-0 victory - as the scapegoat upon which to vent their fury. Although the incident forced the 1998 World Cup winner to leave Nantes for security reasons, he insists it does not signal the end of his career. 'I am hearing people say: 'It is a shame his career has finished like this'. But that couldn't be further from the truth,' he said. 'I think I still have two good years in my legs. It isn't playing in front of 50,000 people that I will miss. It is the game. It is more the human adventure.' 'I am not looking for a job. But if there is something good that comes up, I will do it.' Barthez quit the game in October 2006 after failing to earn a contract with a Ligue 1 club following last summer's World Cup but later returned to life between the sticks by joining Nantes. Hopefully he will be handed another chance to entertain football fans with his antics... as long as it is not at my club.
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    Owen or Martins?

    Where is all this hatred for Martins coming from? I thought after only one season in a foreign league our fans would be at least some what understanding. What is it that you lot want from a player? Fuckin' hell.
  18. You would sell Martins to play Anelka as a lone striker?
  19. Not interesting? Fuckin' fantastic article, and I love the bit about FFS telling their representative, "... oh you won't win anything with that." "We won the UEFA Cup 2 years go, what have you won?" Classic Freddie. In fact, the article's extremely tempting for making Schalke my German team. 8) Meh, I still like Bremen a lot.
  20. As long as we ignore the fact Owen is x10 the striker, this sounds good. I see.
  21. :violent4: :tearyeyed:
  22. Against. At work, can't elaborate. But for the obvious reasons.
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