DJ_NUFC

Gone are the days when we had benchwarmers like Antoine Sibierski and Ketsbaia. Those two would be miles ahead of Joselu.

Suspended. Injured, I heard. Slimani Mk II.

Will he be starting today?

All hail King Mike. Will sacrifice a cow in his name and mail him the excess fat.

Aye, everyone knows South Americans traditionally hate protesting.

I think Newcastle feel the same way as Joselu, but for different reasons. The Hoss has a fucking cheek HE has becomed disillusioned?! WTF. Buddy...

Imagine walking into this hot mess

Goodness me, if this is happening, I'm pulling this around my office all day:

Who the heck is Roberto Rojas?

This whole money thing is hilarious. You guys do know Rafa had arguably the biggest job in world football before coming here? He's hardly Fat Sam, clinging to payoffs to build his fortune.

Rafa to announce he's signed Almiron with his own money, and will loan him to NUFC for the remainder of the season. No option to buy.

He's a defensive mid? Shoot, I thought we'd finally signed the mythical #10. We hate giving Rafa quality attacking players, eh? I guess they cost real money

Like in all videogames, a couple of weeks of training as a winger and he'll have added "roaming flank" or "attacking winger" to his skillset.

This is taking "we tried" to a whole new level. We're now bringing players to our doorstep and sending them back Yes, yes, of course failed medicals happen, but this is what happens when you move so late in the window, and bid for, erm, 1 player.

Holy crap How did we mess this up? All we can do is laugh, along with Rafa, at the shambles that is this club.

Always thought both played at reserve level, could be wrong.

Ameobis > De Jongs (by a country mile, of course). Which other brothers have we had play for us? Oh yes, the Caldwell brothers.

Sure it will come out soon that Ashley's fronted up some money for a kebab shop Downie opened. All these Ashley apologists leave a stinky money trail.

Remember when he injured his eye...

Kenedy agrees.

Yes, apparently it's upto laymen, who first have to learn the skills of debating live on telly with seasoned pros, who have it out for them and are looking at attack at every opportunity, to debunk the absolute garbage being spewed by professionals, whose job it is to get it right.

Word has it one of the second referendum campaigns has already bought bus space to put his face all over it.

The cheek of these cunts to accuse Benitez of wasting money on players when Ashley's failed transfer policy before Benitez arrived got the club relegated twice. They just know what to do or say to boil a rational person's blood. They gave McClaren 80m ffs. And have destroyed this club through their transfer policy and mismanagement. And they have the nerve to blame Rafa. Unbelievable.