DJ_NUFC

Yes, we're all really disappointed to have to put away our pitchforks and molotov cocktails back into the closet for another week.

As long as you have a macro lens nearby for legibility.

Retweeted it as well

Pardew is hardly some calculated super villain here. Infact, there is nothing calculated about him. He's cringeworthy, foolish and rash which is largely why he's a s*** football manager. It doesnt surprise me that he's sound enough initially. It's after a while people start seeing through his bullshit for what an absolute fool he is. Thats parts of the reason why he always starts off well, then has these massive downturns in form. Accurate description of a snake oil salesman.

SD running outdated system software, with an unpatched/insecure portal = wouldn't be another example of Wor Mike's penny pinching would it? I hope this leaves SD/Ashley vulnerable, potentially, to a class action lawsuit (by it's employees whose personal data has been pinched). Aside from keeping his serfs skint, he's also sapped their spirit and any ounce of self-dignity so they never even dream of suing him. They're zombies with SD logo trampstamps.

“We can ask him a question, text him, ring him or whatever. The big thing for me is he treats everybody the same. “With all due respect it doesn’t matter if you are a cleaner or kitchen porter, whoever, we’re all treated the same but in a positive way. So incredible finally having a real human being around the place. Could you imagine Pardew even looking at a cleaner? "Don't look the King in the eye..."

Why would you assume he's liberal? Because he's black? I present you: http://www.vox.com/identities/2016/11/1/13449340/blacks-for-trump-conspiracy-bad

That's why that rang a bell

Well he's definitely not a striker so it's worth a shot.

At least the "every striker needs 10000 chances to score" brigade hasn't reared its head in this thread for a while. Gayle must've put that brigade to rest.

I definitely have an anti-Colback agenda. The agenda that ensures we keep shit footballers away from NUFC.

He calls him Misstro ffs, how's that not an agenda? Fair do's, I didn't see the Misstro part, I just assumed that was his actual name. *drumroll*

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif Alternative facts, brah.

Agenda Being in this thread is like being in an alt-right Trump-supporters thread. Every negative comment is shot down as #fakenews or MSM agenda.

I hope whoever the cunt is whispering in Ashley's ear about no January signings is happy.

Nah, this guy's just a cunt. Ashley apologist. Burn him.

Stockholm called, wants its syndrome back.

I hope the bald prick Charnley is crying himself to sleep tonight. Someone deliver a horse's head between his sheets, please. Or hungry piranhas.

I think it's about time Cashley and Charnley deal with a real manager, who isn't furiously licking their anal hair for being handed a job in management. The cunts need to squirm, and if they fuck Rafa off, Newcastle should protest against the fat fuck for months on end.

However this thing crashes and burns, for once I'm fucking glad we have a real man in the dugout out there, unafraid to challenge the fat fuck openly in the media, and call him out. Such a breath of fresh air from Pardew, Shteve and Carver.

Yeah, could be. I imagine Rafa and Holloway going to the pub after to talk shit about Ashley.

Shitting a building's worth of bricks atm. It's time to hit the bottle again.

Imagine Messi had joined a Pardew team when young

Shit first half, pretty good second half, where he had a great assist and also the beautiful through ball to Perez.