DJ_NUFC

What a cunt.

http://cache.images.core.optasports.com/soccer/players/150x150/132629.png Wish we'd never got rid of Mehdi Wasn't it Carver who publicly berated him? Cunt got sacked off Ammonia FC.

Someone please deport this guy.

Future manager, iyam.

Yes, opposition players' legs.

Arsenal eating their hearts out right now.

Hayden sounded fantastic, as did Ritchie (as usual). And Gayle man, whooo! We finally seem to have a striker who gets onto the scoresheet by hook or crook. We've been crying out for someone who just finds the net no matter how for a long, long time.

What the fuck. 5-3-2 LMAO. What's going on?

This is fucking strange

When was the last time one of our strikers scored a freekick like that? My heart is weeping right now with ghosts of freekick-takers past.

This has to be the worst I've felt after we've scored a goal, lol, I'm bricking it here. We need a calm, mature head in the squad and it seems like they're either all kids or shit.

Radio makes it sound like we are in a fucking warzone and are getting pummeled.

Can we pls replace Gouff with Aarons now? We've had enough of this joke?

Fuckin' Brummie. Amazing how often you're right.

What I'm worried about is that the two match-ups I've always feared, Fulham (a) and Reading (h) still make me anxious going by previous, and Fulham proved those anxieties were legitimate. I hope we can finally beat Reading at home, fuck.

Pardew and McClaren are still possessing the spirit of our left-side. We need to complete this exorcism by playing Aarons & Gamez through their rough patches and debuts to give them freedom to own it.

Not enough love for this one.

Goodness me, what a fucking man. I think I recall John Carver telling the press where he thinks Janmaat would fit into LVG's Man U side with a huge smile on his face. Everyone's already mentioned the kind of exit quotes Pardew prepared for players even remotely linked with a move away.

Al Mitrovich should rock this league, even in his tunic.

Brilliant news.

He better be banging them in in this league, I don't know what his apologists would say if he doesn't. I've always liked the lad but we need a freakin' somewhat clinical striker. I'm glad we signed Gayle, maybe the load can be shared sufficiently.

Lads, the championship is a new league, as are pre season games. He's s young lad, still adjusting to these new, variable tempos. And we don't create enough chances for him to score, where's the service?

Not a single away goal last term highlights his lack of care for the cause, but also highlights McClaren's away record throughout his career, the cunt couldn't motivate a kid with ADHD.