DJ_NUFC

:lol: Brilliant post.

Young lad. New to the league. Not enough service. Not enough chances, etc., etc.

Fuck you, man. Just... fuck you. *continues crying...*

You combine the two and you get Davide Santon. You combine all three and you get Alessandro Pistone.

How are any of us supposed to know that? I think he drove past last year on his way up to the town moor for some candy floss.

I would take flights to England and back to watch this lad play again in black and white. World peace would also be achieved. World hunger a distant memory. Everlasting orgasms for all, etc.

This is increasingly looking like a bad idea. Aren't they in the promotion places now?

Fat fuck.

The c--ts who ruined that exit by planning their own shitty exit should be deported to Russia.

Cheap shots as always... More like a dose of brutal truth..... Nah it's unmitigated wank. McClaren lasted less than a year, Ronaldo no doubt thinks he should have been hounded out in a matter of days, much like his beloved Chelsea did with Rafa. Always makes me laugh when people wank themselves silly over the likes of Liverpool & Man U's fanbases. I'm eternally grateful we're nothing like them. There's a lot to dislike about the Liverpool fanbase and the Man U fans based outside of this area are generally the worst of the worst. However, the real fans of those sides see themselves as the custodians of their club with a responsibility to do right by it and defend it when necessary. They won't stand for being antagonised by chairmen, directors, managers or players. Ever. This is partly why they'll never be too far away from success. They expect to get back something like what they put in. That's the way it should be. As to ours: In 2007 we lost 3-1 to Rafa's Liverpool at home. Remember the (largely deserved) vitriol towards Allardyce that day? Possibly not, but I do. Skip to the same fixture in 2013. We'd lost 3-0 to Sunderland in the preceding home game, fwiw. Liverpool (managed by Brendan Rodgers and missing Suarez) absolutely dicked us off the field, winning 6-0. Six fucking nil we lost at home. Contempt for Pardew in the stadium? Virtually none. People just sat on their hands or went home. By the time the next home game (another listless defeat) arrived his name was being sung again. Our fanbase has obviously changed drastically under Ashley. They've been beaten, bullied and inveigled into submission. You might not see it. Honestly, I think you're probably the type that goes to games solely for what you get out of it - ie restpite from the mrs, your mum, chance to get drunk and bitch on about how crap your job is, whatever. That's your right. A true fan, for me, is a little different to that. Unfortunately at SJP in 2016 I don't think you're the exception. Was largely in agreement and then read the final paragraph I was at the Allardyce games you refer to and I'm there now. Every person I go to the match with is the same, we're no 'soopafan' doylums. If only we could all be a true fan like yourself, whose only form of protest is not attending games from 200 miles away. Partisan motherfucker. Goodness me. Could've been one of the most poignant posts of the year until the last paragraph where the rage, which had just been simmering gently under the surface, unleashed into a Trumpian force of vitriolic rhetoric

Stray mackem learning the lesson we've all learned the hard way: keep politics out of the football section! There's General Chat for all our warring.

For everything they do... Please forgive me.

Most of my posts are over-the-top, meta utterances often totally unrelated to topic at hand. I actually didn't even agree much with TCD's point but I posted a reaction to a few nuggets of harsh truths that could potentially end up in a Brian Adams song if this were still the 1980s and I was still in shape.

They're both in the PL. We aren't. The money is also likely to be better Palace have finished above us for the last 3 PL seasons. We sign players from traditionally much bigger clubs than us from Europe. Your Ajax's and such. Go from playing CL to struggling in the PL. The same reason those guys came to us is the same reason players are leaving us for Palace & Watford. Outside of 4-5 clubs in Europe, the PL is the Holy Grail. We aren't in this divsion because of a scandal. We are in it because we've been consistently pap. We are a big club but this isn't like Juve or Man U being in the second division of their leagues where staying might be justified for our best players. Stop dropping those truthbombs, bro. Cuts like a Brian Adams-sharpened knife. what a dweeb. Anyway TCD I kna why we aren't in the division, I don't need that explaining to me. You won't convince me that Palace is a good move from us though, Premiership or not, especially when your argument is "we were shit when we were managed by the bloke who's now managing Palace." Also I'm not sure you saw like but Ritchie left THE HOLY GRAIL to join us. I think he made a good move, I think Townsend made an awful one. Dweeb? Okay, lol. I'm glad name-calling others on the Internet is still stiffy-inducing for some.

That's probably reassuring for Kevin to know Not for his wife, though. I'm sure any woman would prefer Wini's physique over the original Nolan's.

They're both in the PL. We aren't. The money is also likely to be better Palace have finished above us for the last 3 PL seasons. We sign players from traditionally much bigger clubs than us from Europe. Your Ajax's and such. Go from playing CL to struggling in the PL. The same reason those guys came to us is the same reason players are leaving us for Palace & Watford. Outside of 4-5 clubs in Europe, the PL is the Holy Grail. We aren't in this divsion because of a scandal. We are in it because we've been consistently pap. We are a big club but this isn't like Juve or Man U being in the second division of their leagues where staying might be justified for our best players. Stop dropping those truthbombs, bro. Cuts like a Brian Adams-sharpened knife.

I think what KI is saying is that Kevin Nolan was way more Kevin Nolan than Wini ever has been. While they both are Nolanesque, only Kevin Nolan did Nolaning harder, and way more frequently.

Shots fired from Ghana.

Is this an attempt at trolling? Have you heard of Stockholm Syndrome, or studied abusive relationships?

Winner.

Brilliant news! This now frees up the customary NUFC spot for striker-who-can't-score.

Personally I would rather the club ceased to exist than sign this lad As soon as I saw this thread bumped I started murmuring to myself, in horror, "pls don't say we're signing him, pls..."