DJ_NUFC

Perfect from Rafa really, he's playing the situation out the way it should be. Wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he starts the Fulham game, but will be a little shocked if he's still in a Newcastle shirt come September. Nightmarish visions of manager quotes past: Pardew: "Well everyone's for sale for the right price. With Newcastle, you can never rule out players leaving." John Carver: "I think Janmaat would fit in perfectly with Louis Van Gaal's system, way he's set them up to play. He can slot in as fullback."

So glad he reunited with his heart.

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Brilliant signing, tbh. Been a fan of his.

Brilliant. What a sea-change, man. From all the cunts we've had to suffer.

Best of luck for the future, Tayls, and thanks for the (often hilarious) memories.

It just beggars belief. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Lastsupper.jpg

Tbf the cunts who gave him a new deal should be sent to Argentina along with him. Charnley & McClaren.

Imagine that mutation, man.

What's the story behind Shola not liking him? I've heard all the other stories and my list of people who're personally, directly responsible for HBA not having won back to back Ballon D'Or's is exhaustive, but I always need to add more to the list.

Far more is a ridiculous thing to say considering Payet has just performed better in a full Premier League Season than Ben Arfa ever did. Trolling away this Friday, I see.

Aside from his (in)ability as Lord Scout around the club, my concern with him staying on with Rafa lies in a potential power struggle or an undercurrent of awkwardness that may result from him being stripped of his throne and being made to work just as a regular scout, sharing bus rides with Rod Stewart's sister. I think we desperately need to get rid of the stench of failure around this club, and Rafa signals a new beginning, and relegation a chance for us to chuck out the old and just sanitize the fucking place top to bottom. Is Derek Wright still around? If so, fuck me.

It's almost like they are trying to deliberately rile fans to get them to call in. I'm so angry. It's working.

Just bought a Spanish flag for my flagpole in the back garden. Might fly it for the next 3yr I went to Ibiza last year and had a lap dance off a spanish bird, she put a small towel over my crotch so she could rub her growler over my purple chinos. Cost me 50 euro. That's my bit if spanish support foe Rafa.

Check out the big brain on Brett! He's a smart motherfucker that's right, we got relegated because we lost too many games. We'd have stayed up if we had got more points. We'd have finished 14th on 43 points if the officials had done their jobs properly according to a league table in one of the National papers yesterday. Mackems would have been relegated with Norwich and Villa. Say what? Do such hypothetical standings exist? If so, how would it have affected every other team?

And we thought that he was the right manager for us. 3 times, innit? Unbelievable.

Voted Colo. Captain Fantastic who's left his heart in San Lorenzo for years and hasn't given a shit.

Rumour has it the Hull keeper cycled more in the same period of time.

You have to admit, he looks good in anything. And nothing.

He's apparently on the standby list. Yet these two cunts are leading the pack like they're captains.

Good to see Lance Armstrong has gone from Leicester's dressing rooms to the French squad now. Onwards and upwards for the master of blood transfusions.

I know, even as I write it, sign for a season ticket.. I can feel myself thinking.... he's just going to beat me up again ffs Rafa is basically like a new watch..

I wonder what would've happened if KK or SBR had moved upto a DoF sort of role, not putting their hands in transfers but as a sort of guiding light for the club. Heck, even Shearer would do right now. Someone who actually cares about the club and knows its potential. This is how Liverpool / Man U seem to continue their 'ethos' that was established by successful managers who left or died.