DJ_NUFC

Who is this guy?

When you don't sign a goal scorer this is what happens.

Thank you Charnley. This is mostly your fault.

This is what happens when you fail to sign an actual goal scorer.

I did not know that, wow. Mbemba is fucking incredible.

I actively hate him now. Start Perez or Aarons over him, please, and he can fuck off.

Really? How come? Does it somehow get around the PL rules? Great news as fan footage can be epic. Often far more exciting than multi-billion pound SKY It's the footage itself that's copyrighted, not the moment(s). Thought the TV had absolute rights over any TV/video of the games. Good to know fan footage is ok. Obviously live fan footage is a no no If you can manage to do that, I'm sure it shouldn't be a problem for the few seconds before Sky stomp you down in your seat.

Same

COME ON ARSENAL!

Nicking this for Fb. Fantastic.

Colo's always done it, it's your fault you can't hear his dog whistle voice. Colo best communicates in the written form, anyway. He's an old fashioned man of letters. Just ask his penpal Carver.

The two Notts Forest boys have really become men for us this season, who knew. I'd forgotten all about them last year and even at the beginning of the season.

This season, man. What a fucking waste. Someone was once again saying how if only we'd have brought Rafa in in December or Jan. Please stop with all this, my poor mind can't handle talking about the ginormous idiocy from those that run this club.

Yeah, well, f--k you too We should actually seduce his missus with an HBA mask on.

Chanting 'Atam's name and getting his banner out should rile him up proper, I'd think. Maybe some Mascherano and Tevez chants to boot.

Yep, I've talked about this before on here, specifically about Bobby. That's when you know the fans and the team are really together. Great stuff. You mean you didn't do that for Pardew and Carver? My word...

For the first time since SBR, my entire mind and body instantly calmed whenever they cut to him mid-game on telly, and you saw he was there. Usually I want to punch my telly.

They haven't, particularly Cisse who's held it up well. Perez has troubled them with albeit a dodgy pass thrown in. Perez has bottled everything and has been just as ineffective as Wiji has been. Cisse has done nothing but slip on his arse. The lead singer from Verve was wrong, the drugs do work. Goodness me.

Only played like one game tbf Been lifted to Aarons level of expectation. Played 1 game - everyone thinks he should play every game We've not used Aarons as a forward LW since the Palace game when he killed it.

When did this enter the public lexicon, and from where? Is it a bodybuilding thing? Or MMA? Either way, this sort of thing must stop. I see it being used all over the place.

Or, he's a foreign player playing his first season in this league in a struggling team. Bait? Yeah that's some reddit levels of bait right there.

The Nolan replacement in the changing room, hopefully. Make him captain.

Lacking in credibility, ability, hair and a slender frame. Cunt's not got it all.

Can we, as a forum, just get it over with and marry Caulkin?