Decky

It's embarrassing, man. It's frightening to think what must actually go on in training. Howay man, we spend a whole entire day on attacking.

Need another Swansea goal asap.

The way commentators suck off managers man. "Another ace up his sleeve" about Pardew ffs.

Really can't see 1-1. It's far too easy for Swansea, there'll almost certainly be more goals for them.

Swansea

This absolutely HAS to be it. I fear if we lose to Leicester we're dead and buried with that end of year run in.

"Fuck off Pardew"

How easy was that ffs?

Obertan can't even get that on target. Fucking dog shit.

Passing it around in the midfield there, then one big HOOOOOOF to lose possession. Text book Pardew.

They've got a hell of a ways to go. They're already rising pretty fast. Playing in the 7th tier with their own stadium is an incredible achievement for 9 years work. If they can work themselves up 3 more leagues to League 2 then anything is possible as we've seen before with other clubs.

I wonder will they eventually become massive rivals of Man United. You'd imagine so if they rise up the leagues.

http://s3.postimg.org/ui2d667qr/pardewbus.png

The Sack Pardew Bang Bus*. *not a bus.

I reckon the club were behind it to try and control protests and subliminally promote Sports Direct.

It's ridiculous how out of touch Lowes and Ando are now. I used to think they were reliable enough and weren't afraid to tell it like it is (how wrong was I?). They must be getting money from the club somewhere to be licking their arse so much.

Borrowing £400 + Interest £1,950,024,381,088.71 = Total to repay £1,950,024,381,488.71

It better be a most excellent source. Wouldn't believe it unless said source was Ashley himself, and even then... Ashley said he was done if we lost to Stoke ffs. I'd trust any clown on Twitter over Ashley right now.

He gets compensation if he resigns?

Hull 1-1 Crystal Palace Leicester 2-0 Burnley Liverpool 2-0 West Brom Sunderland 0-0 Stoke Swansea 3-0 Newcastle Aston Villa 0-2 Man City Man Utd 2-1 Everton Chelsea 2-0 Arsenal Spurs 2-2 Southampton West Ham 1-0 QPR

Our entire team will want out before Pardew is done. Can you see the likes of Cabella sticking around in the Championship?

Worse gif ever.

Don't worry, if Pardew is still here it'll happen long before the final day.

As if the mackems aren't just as fucked. There's so many things wrong with that video too, the PardewIn.com sign man, at least do it with SavePardew.com you idiots.

Getting fucking sick of wanting us to lose now man. Just get rid of the cunt so we can remember what it feels like to win and to want to win.