Decky

SJP would be exactly the same if we won our 20th title man. With that kind of success you get the glory hunters Man United have and we'd be no different. Plus younger generations growing up watching their club winning trophies left right and centre wouldn't appreciate winning a title the same way the likes of us would if we won it now.

All we can hope for it that it is 0-0 at half time and we score in the second half. If we're leading at half time we're fucked.

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Pardew will actually be celebrating this point man, you just know it.

We're going to be stuck in this nightmare for ages.

HBA finally coming on.

Fans chanting for HBA.

Shola on ffs Get HBA on you fucking idiot.

Pardew already has his excuses man, the missed chances in the first half.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01688/pardew_1688985a.jpg

The commentator fucking enjoyed that.

He's played really well other than that absolutely pathetic shot in the first half I'm on about the second half so far, should have said that. Tbf they all are.

Cisse's having a shocker.

I knew Pardew would do some shit to make us worse once he got them in to that dressing room at half time man, it's so fucking obvious. He'd need to change it here before it's too late.

Should have went for a shit at half time. I'm sure it'll slide out at some point though. Don't tell me how to use my asshole. It'll just gather and get bigger though, and you'll risk giving yourself an anal fissure. No one wants to see that you sick Irish bastard.

3rd worst defensive record in the league.

Should have went for a shit at half time. I'm sure it'll slide out at some point though.

As long as Wigan lose.

Hope to fuck Pardew doesn't mess this up in the second half.

Never a foul in a million years.

Mackems winning.

QPR 0-1 Stoke. Could do with QPR winning that one.