Decky

Fuck off

1 win in our last 10 games in all competitions, with Man City, Man Utd, Arsenal and Everton coming up in our next 5 games. We're fucked.

Pardew is ruining Christmas for us.

If we get anything from the QPR game, it'll be our only points in the next 5 games. Brilliant.

We won the substitutions.

What is that boo shit from the Fulham fans?

4 months of total shit is bound to change one or two opinions.

Fulham went 7 games without a win and 3 games without a goal before this? Fuck me, trust us to turn up and change that for them.

What must Marveaux be thinking when Shola fucking Ameobi comes on ahead of him.

Ben Arfa off for Shola ffs

He's playing with confidence?

What I would give to see Tiote just smash Duff man.

Ba injured?

Got fuck all for him too IIRC, £1 mill?

If anyone could actually be worse than what is out there, it's that useless shite.

The texts being read out on BBC Newcastle, "do us a favour ref and send off Mike Williamson".

It's unbelievable how someone with so much experience in the game can't get his team doing even the simplest of tasks.

He would have scored it, he does it all the time in training.

Our squad is much better, which must make the manager worse.

We're a fucking shambles this season man.

We always seem to have a player who is completely shit but always starts. No one is worse than Nicky Butt though, Williamson is doing his best to take the title mind.

This guy against City, Man Utd, Arsenal and Everton over the next few weeks.

Might go watch a film or something.

Come on!

@OptaJoe 10.1% - Only QPR & Aston Villa have converted a lower proportion of their chances than Newcastle in the PL this season. Spurn.