Decky

I go to the toilet for 2 fucking minutes and 2 goals are scored?! Typical!

Wont the mackems be moved again to half 1? Didnt that happen before?

8 from the first few games is brilliant tbh, we always knew some games would be moved.

3 winnable games and 3 against the better sides, cant complain really.

Monday ffs

Keane to Villa is doing the rounds this morning. We could do a hell of a lot worse than Keane for £8million.

£12 delivery to Northern Ireland ffs You know what the biggest joke of that is, the last time i bought a shirt off them it took a month to get here, nice to see the £12 means prompt delivery...

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2328/shirtji.jpg

So a long sleeve top with name and number plus delivery must be what, 70 odd quid?

Xisco!

Hughton obviously plans to play him at RB with Routledge playing RM. This is all to confuse the fuck out of defenders.

There is nothing to suggest that Perch is a key signing for us by the way, he could soley be getting bought to add to our thin squad. I think because he is our first signing he is getting too much attention, I wouldnt start having kittens about it until the season starts and we see what kind of role he plays and indeed what other players we bring in. For now I am just feeling positive that we are actually buying when for ages we thought we wouldnt.

May as well stick a bid in and see what happens.

At least we're spending money on players

Another body is good, lets hope he can cut it in the big league.

| Apps | Goals Montpellier | 120 | (14) Toulouse | 106 | (8)

A guy with a 20 grand watch goes to a barbers that is also visited by charvas. Serves him right.

Careful!

In a perfect world a goal would have been given and Suarez would still have been sent off. Time for a rule change.

Im looking forward to being back in the big time, but I cant see past Man Utd at the moment and made me vote no. Starting the season quite possibly getting pissed on by the glory hunters isnt much to look forward to. Really wish we got Wigan at home or something.

Doesnt look like there are any stripes on the back (going off the above pic)? When was the last time we didnt had a shirt like that? Its horrible, we need to have black and white strips on both sides man we're Newcastle!

I actually think it is a decent kit bar the sponser. The sponer just brings it from decent to shit though, it really looks like ironed on shite man, its so fucking noticable too!

I was actually going to joke and say he was signing his foot, but it seems he is