Ikon

Why do some people still fall for this shit?

It won't happen anyway.

ASM to play 300 minutes and then sprint 500 laps around the stadium after the game has ended.

Food gods with him.

Like seeing Shola throw away apples.

Everton totally front foot fucked.

Bruce

Wtf brucelucky

Can we get someone to break Pickford in half please. He's unarmed.

Kinda impressive considering that Dummett is doing sprints at the gym.

ASM warming up. Can see him playing for hours.

Surprised to see ASM not starting in a wheelchair. Tbf to Bruce that might not be allowed in the PL.

Yedlin is not good enough..

Hopefully good as our CM is very poor, even worse now under Bruce. Anyways, not sure what the point is when we are aiming towards nothingness.

We are much more likely to go for Monitorman.

poor bastard Jetro that is.

By the sounds of how this is going I probably should be happy about not being able to wat h this because of shitty internet.

Busy thread this. Guess I'll continue drinking Vitamine-Rum on the beach instead.

Just seen the result. It's going well I see. Zippin beer in Panama as I type. It is what it is.

You damn Pardew lover!!

Fucking despise Lee Ryder and the rest of the Chronicle. Almost as much as Pardew and Ashley, which says a lot.

Stop moaning guys, it is what it is.

‘‘Tis from me , can’t see them going down at all, gladly bet you £200 if you have the balls clever shite ? Yes? Just thought it was way too early to say either way. I wish you a pleasant weekend. It may be , it’s my opinion, if it bites my arse fine, if it pleases you to get relegated great, not for me. So are you bottling the bet? "Bottling" the bet? Personally I never bet, I see no point in doing so because I don't really think winning or losing would make me feel any better or worse for it. Someone else's loss (hypothetically) especially wouldn't give me any satisfaction whatsoever. I guess we're all different, if that makes me a bottler then so be it

It is what it is mate.