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Shak

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  1. Can totally see us playing well and creating a shitload of chances but finding their keeper in form/missing a bunch of sitters. Then late on they score a shitty set penis goal. Probably a floated one to the back post, headed down by the CB and turned home from close range. Would be so awful.
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    Relegationometer

    So it's more likely than not that four teams will be relegated this year? Not sure I agree with that, like.
  3. That video. "Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
  4. Found that so difficult to get through. So f***ing sad. It really is. Some of the imagery is almost too much to take. I can't imagine attending a sporting event and being crushed to death. Children involved no less. This sends fucking shivers down my spine. 'A police constable, Andrew Eddison, who went into the pens to pull people out, said in his statement that “everybody had urinated themselves” and defecated, and that vomit swirled over the bodies and around his feet. There were two piles of bodies at the front, and Eddison said a hand at the bottom of one was pulling at his trouser leg. Once the bodies were finally cleared, it turned out to be a child.' Reading his statement, by the time they pulled people off the pile to get to the child he'd died. So, so awful.
  5. Found that so difficult to get through. So fucking sad.
  6. Half the stadium will probably clap him off the field and ask him for a wave.
  7. I fucking hate this thread.
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    Jamaal Lascelles

    Can't just make a positive post these days... there's always something to piss you off with this club.
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    Jamaal Lascelles

    Been shocked at how this lad has stepped up his game in recent weeks. Looked terrified of the ball whenever he got a game for us previously. He's still a bit clumsy on the ball but he's improving as he grows in confidence. He and Mbemba complement each other very nicely and should be our first choice partnership for the rest of the season. Have every faith that Rafa will do just that as well. You just know Pardew and McClaren would be itching to send Coloccini and/or Taylor out there as soon as they got half a fucking chance. The stupid cunts.
  10. Cisse's first touch is possibly the worst thing on earth.
  11. Can't believe people were slating him for failing to score on that break that he single handedly created.
  12. Quality first half. City don't look like they fancy it, looking forward to seeing Mitro come on and raining down wrath upon these cheating cunts.
  13. People calling Sissoko shit for that. Brilliantly reads a pass, intercepts it, beats two defenders, powers forward. Gets a shot off, doesn't quite get it right. "You're shite!!"
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    Dogawful Officiating

    Good to see Daniel Bryan has found work after WWE. Pity he's fucking relegated us in the process though.
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    Relegationometer

    They have Everton in Wednesday, us on Saturday then Villarreal on Thursday. Couldn't ask for a better time to play them really. Still have a hard time seeing us get anything other than a hot, firm bumming off them though.
  16. Obertan right, Townsend left. Mitro up top with Cisse... God help me I think I'd be happy with that. I do believe 4-4-2 is the only system that has a chance to work for us right now.
  17. Both of those players deserve to be dropped. I really hope it's not for Colback though.
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