Shak

Well this is shit.

Lots of things that can complicate these deals. One team wants a loan, other team want permanent deal. Team doesn't want to sell until they have a replacement in. Or just haggling over the price...

Why? Because of the next sentence, basically. Maybe he'll come in and feature a lot but it sounds like he's an erratic type that needs a bit of refinement so I doubt Rafa will throw him in the team any time soon.

Seems odd if it's a loan deal. My guess is he'll hardly feature.

The stories seem to think it's 10m for Coric and 25m for Benkovic... The idea that we'd spend 25m on a defender. Would be nice to see us bring in some top young talent though.

Just have this plaque installed inside his locker IMO http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/509/312/a1e.png

Be amazing if Townsend would only agree to a loan. Could dump him in the summer once we go up then.

That was class. The weight of Sanchez's balls. Was a stonewall penalty like, he fucking kicked him in the face. Offside though of course.

Honestly can't figure out if Colback for Tiote is an improvement.

Member when we thought 20m wasn't enough for Tiote?

Would love to get him on loan and send him back once we go up.

I agree with HTT but also think he'd be a good signing. I mean, he'd clearly improve us so you have to vote 'Yes'... but there's also definitely something very funny about him spending years struggling to find a club where he fits in, becoming a huge fan favourite here and then immediately pushing for a move that's ruined his career again. If there's nobody else we can get then yeah, I'd have him back. If possible though I'd rather get someone else and watch his career keep swirling in the toilet. Sometimes it's nice to see people punished for making stupid choices.

Aye but Anita's gotten significantly more game time and seems to be first choice. An extended run for Yedlin gives him a chance to make the spot his own.

We'll have dodged a bullet if he's only out a couple of weeks. Disappointing for Anita but a chance for Yedlin to really make the RB spot his own over the coming months. Hopefully he takes it.

Deuce

...though each window contains a different story. We pan past to find Jacey Lakems, 28...hot, but doesn't know it. I'll never stop finding that hilarious. Blane: Maybe I don't need a new friend. Jacey: Maybe you're the only friend I need. Blane: Need, or want? Jacey: I've never been much for wanting. Blane: Spoken like someone with needs.

Such a weak shitty cunt, Wijnaldum.

Shit from Wijnaldum there.

Hell of a header tbf.

I always read it as "Hap, pines Stan!" and said it in the voice of Randy Marsh. Thinking an episode of South Park where they fortuitously comes across some much needed firewood.

Mourinho will be thrilled, gets to cut one of his shit promos after the game.

Hopefully these injuries force our hand in the transfer market. Might be a blessing in disguise... it probably isn't though.

Hoping we can get the Brett Emerton deal over the line before the Brentford game.

They need to get themselves a fake stand behind that goal like Arsenal used to have when I first started watching football. http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/arsenal-fake-fans-1633328.jpg