Shak

Just cross the fucking ball, Ritchie.

Anita man, there are baby girls at my son's play group that have more physical presence about them.

But he's our talisman!!

Send Nitro and Atsu on for Gouffran and Colback. Sick of the sight of this piss.

Gouffran is so shit.

This ref.

Deserved. Desperately missing Shelvey and our two wide options are basically shite.

Makes me wonder how shit American Football zeebs are at the lower levels. Is Bill Vinovich actually good?

Mods clearly on holiday mode.

Gouff is not accepting his ageing with grace. State of his hair.

Draxler apparently off to PSG. Even more competition for places now. God it'd be amazing.

i was thinking the other day along these lines, probably the only way things could have been better is if the mackems paid to poach him from palace and he relegated them but i'd take him blagging his way in there now and relegating them as a close second...suppose a year or three of prime pardew purgatory would be good for them as well Can you imagine the levels of bile on here towards a Pardew-Sunderland tandem? Jesus, it's some thought. You absolutely know he'd love to take over there to try and stick it to us too.

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It's just dawned on me. He'll take over from Moyes in a few months. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b62PRo8hKs

Turkey will taste like it's been gangraped now. Delighted for the cunt.

He'd improve our current team for sure but to be quite honest when we do go back up I'd like to see us aim a bit higher than bringing Townsend back. Decent player but nothing special IMO. I don't really hold any ill will towards him but honestly a part of me finds it funny that his time at Palace has been a disaster. Given how his career had gone up until he came to Newcastle it was a monumentally thick decision by him to leave. A proven top class manager clearly rated him, knew how to best use his talents and envisaged him as a first team regular going forward. After a career of bouncing around on loan to a million clubs and failing to really get a proper run at Spurs you'd think he'd have been delighted to have finally found a club where things were going well and he looked set for the future, even if it meant a year in the Championship. Instead he gets all excited about going to play for Alan fucking Pardew. Moron.

Max Power. Poor bastard wasn't even named after the Simpsons episode, just had stupid cunts for parents.

Fastest paced, most frontiest foot football. TBH.

Might be a tougher question if Mourinho wasn't an utter fucking cunt.

Delighted. Would love to see Mourinho fail spectacularly again, the boring cunt.

Sweet goalkeeping.

Mackems or Palace at home.

Nice free kick routine there, one of them grabbing Jones and forcing him back to play everyone onside.

I'm in two minds about going 4-4-2. Short term it'd improve us, I'm convinced of it. However, by persisting with the current system Rafa will ensure that next year when we're (hopefully) in the Premiership our squad will be fully comfortable with the style and system Rafa wants them to play. It's frustrating at the moment, no doubt. Probably the sensible thing in the long term though. Absolute priority next summer has to be getting the best #10 we can attract, the system will look much better when we have that and a better option on the left than Gouffran.