Shak

Him not being in the team recently has been a huge part of our success, laughable that he's back playing today.

Cracking free kick.

So when I was trying to bond with you and say "Oh yeah, Shak, I'm Irish as shit." and you were all "Fack off blackie" But now I'm an asshole for not being Irish enough. I don't feel like that's how I played it.

Sauntering around with the surname Murphy, thinking his ignorance is acceptable. Fuck you Mike!!

The fact you even think I would do this shows how uneducated you are on the subject. Of course I don't know shit about it. Why would I? Some people have a thirst for knowledge and take an interest in these sort of things. Obviously not you. Happy to half-ass everything and take nothing in. Post that same shit in Gaelic. School me, professor. He probably donen't learn Irish in school so I doubt he can.

The Northern Irish team has quite a sectarian element to it to be fair, from what I'm told it's very much a unionist only team so I can see why people would want nothing to do with them. Personally don't mind the likes of Froggy attaching themselves to us as a refuge from the horrible land they're forced to call home.

Haha, fuck off America. Useless cunts.

The lunatic in our dugout somehow still thinks he's a winger.

Ryan Taylor, Williamson and Gouffran. Worst trio of subs to ever come on in a Premiership game for us?

Poor Wisdom, that was hopeless.

I was with you until you said Obertan. He's still shit, no matter how decent he's looked in the past month. Pace on the break late in the game, he's always been useful enough at that.

Would be nice if we could bring on Aarons or Obertan instead of this pointless waster right now.

Fucking hell that finish was nuts.

Does deserve some kudos for the last week to be fair, you can say that Spurs, City and Liverpool have had bad days all you like but our lot deserve a lot of credit for not making things easy for them and then being able to get the result. We have some very exciting young talent. Aarons, Abeid, Perez and Sammy have all impressed, and our team has some cracking pace in it at the moment and look a lot more threatening going forward than we have in quite some time. Sadly I think we all know how this is most likely to play out though. We'll lose a game with the young lads having a bad day and quick as a flash we'll have the likes of Gouffran and Tiote back in the team, immovable again no matter how poorly they play. The young lads who'll need encouragement and support more than ever will be back in the reserves picking up the odd sub appearance for the first team now and again and ultimately they'll have the hunger and enthusiasm drained from them by their manager. I'd love to be wrong about this, I really would. It's never too late, Alan. Grow some balls.

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Baldy cunt.

Ray Houghton is the worst commentator there has ever been.

Can't believe that one point from two games is being viewed as some sort of monumental achievement. When we're playing "well" and still not winning (and truthfully we were second best against Stoke and Swansea) or even looking like winning surely that's alarming?

Nothing player and a snidey little snake of a two-faced cunt. At least Gosling wasn't revolting to look at.

A flair player looks shite in a negative, shitty team. Shocker.

Neville and Carragher are fascinating. Both have pretty decent quality thoughts to offer but lack even a basic level of eloquence so find it impossible to express these thoughts. It's tragic to watch at times.

Best use of the word lagoons I've ever seen.

No, but it COULD HAVE.

Aye, it's not THAT bad form. We're not even last FFS!!

Looks broken. Delighted for the cunt.