Shak

I want that man inside me right now.

Ben Arfa man.

God, so fucking jammy as well.

Fuck off. So much time on the cross.

Shak in talking shit shocker. 4-3-3 got us the goal, cockbreath. But the guy you subbed off scored it, titty neck. Close enough.

Shak in talking shit shocker. 4-3-3 got us the goal, cockbreath.

Wouldn't score that playing in the middle Demba!!

Fucking goal!!!!!

The lack of movement in the box there was pathetic. Ba and Cisse just standing there.

I'd honestly throw Obertan on for Ba and switch to the 4-3-3. And I think Obertan is shit.

Ben Arfa has looked good and we've shown a commitment to keeping it on the deck, so those are positives. We just don't look good in a 4-4-2 though, far too stagnant, no width. It's gonna be a running issue this year if Pardew's comments about Ba and the Carroll chase are anything to go by.

Corner routine worked perfectly btw, just Cabaye didn't hit it far enough. One of the strikers had gotten completely free.

Stupid from Cabaye, been shite so far.

4-4-2 is wank for us for so many reasons, crazy that we're playing it. Main issues though are. - Cisse and Ba just run into each other the whole time, they look horribly unsuited to playing together. - Both are wide men are more comfortable cutting inside, meaning we've no width. Our fullbacks don't offer any width either as Santon is better at cutting inside Very hammy to still be at 0-0, need to sort it the fuck out.

Ben Arfa.

We're so rigid when we play 4-4-2, need to change it tbh.

Ba man FFS, ducked out of the way of that clearance.

Crazy he wasn't in the original 18 if true. We have Obertan and Goslng in there FFS. Not a great sign if he did eave the stadium though, stay and support your teammates.

Fuck off.

Kablah!!

Hard to envisage a good outcome from this.

They can't find Marveaux??

Colo out. Delighted the rest of the lads are good to go though. Come on lads, let's bum these idiots!

Acronyms man, they're the buffer for us lunatics who somehow manage to like the two best team sports on earth. NFL, MLS, HIV... they could b anything, who knows?!