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Geordie jack with the passion. That's all you want.

Solid day so far like

booo 5-1

"HE WAS FUCKING CLASS AND COULD GET US GOALS FROM NOWT. but aye, he didn't look like he was working hard enough, so good riddance. Viva relegation."

not bad

Surely one of the fastest in footballing history? Fast footballing hat-tricks Tommy Ross (1 min 30 secs, Ross County v Nairn County, November 28, 1964) Eduardo Maglioni (1 min 50 secs, Independiente v Gimmasia de la Plata, March 18, 1973) Jimmy O'Connor (2 mins 13 secs, Shelbourne v Bohemians, November 19, 1967) James Hayter (2 mins 20 secs, Bournemouth v Wrexham, February 24, 2004) Ephraim Dodds (2 mins 30 secs, Blackpool v Tranmere, 28 February, 1943) Jimmy Scarth (2 mins 30 secs, Gillingham v Leyton Orient, 1 November, 1952) Ian St John (2 mins 30 secs, Motherwell v Hibernian, August 15, 1959) Graham Leggat (3 mins, Fulham v Ipswich, December 26, 1963) Gary Talbot (3mins 30secs, Chester v Crewe, 1965) Willie Hall (4 mins, England v Northern Ireland, November 26, 1938) Nigel Clough (4 mins, Nottingham Forest v QPR, December 13, 1987) All of those scottish league goals need to be discounted... 4-0

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Just found out the manager of Red Bull Salzburg is called Adolf Hütter. Adolf is a fairly damaged name as it is, but when your surname is already Hutter, it seems like you're trying to make a point.

I expect for the first time in his career, Richard Dunne will score a goal in the correct net.

put 3k on probably wouldve been a good idea using the curse-free thread for this

If the level of effort is the same as during the West Brom game we'll win. All the effort in the world can't put the ball in the net if no one gets in the box or can put in a decent delivery. We've got 1 point from 9 games for a reason. QPR are the only team to concede more goals than us, are relegated and were battered last week. The West Brom game wasn't great, but the players at least showed a bit of application. That again, coupled with the return of Janmaat and Cisse means we've got a good chance to win this. 100% Agree. 2-0 Home win.

Al Wasl FC imo.

He plays for Hull, and he lives in Kingston upon Hull.

Not sure Neymar will get one. Messi will get another 3 or 4 and then there will be a new guy in the world. Imagine if Messi ended with like 8 Ballon D'or's Its definitely possible tbf I think he'll end up in double figures providing he stays injury free. If Neymar outscores him in the CL, wins Copa America and has a better start it's going to end up in Brazil. On a serious note, if Cristiano wins it and Messi doesn't i'll give up on football. pls do this for me jesus

I like this move from Blackpool. They're obviously paying him pennies in the first place. They've probably got some dastardly plan to sue him for breach of contract.

Hope Juve trounce them. Italian style. Like 2-0 or something.

Mere seconds before it went 1-1, I put my bet365 fifty quid on.... you guessed it, 3-0!

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eee you'd celebrate if you knocked the toon out of the CL??! wanka

ffs. twats

Anyone watching the game tell me what I should be betting on?

I like how all these mincers discretely drop out via pm instead of facing the group

Was debating juventus to win on the night with my £50. But I would like to win. So

damn him and his fit daughters

I'll change the thread title