SEMTEX

Someone other than JC, you mean?

Late to the party here but that burnley red card was absolutely ridiculous.

dat spelling deano, dat spelling

Not sure what is least realistic part of that image. Godzilla or Davis in a New Orleans jersey at the age of 29.

The amount of times he says "i dont have to do it". He's just a prick. He's not a canny lad. He's a raji fuckin cruddas park piece of shit who doesn't know a fucking thing.

Doesn't he mean 46,884 phone calls?

Toon Army Dallas are MADE UP

38 - Terry, Unsworth 28 - Harte 26 - Baines 25 - Gallas 24 - Dicks

I found out that Mike looks pretty nails as Kim Jong Un http://i.imgur.com/To1OHuj.jpg

The clapping after that blackburn goal. It's tastic.

and he called it a day before he scored. Even more impressive.

Shame he was talking about the Leicester NUFC match. Gem of a player.

Local sides are pretty irrelevant. Lack of a non-shit side is not so irrelevant. Pachuca is probably your best bet for a local fanbase tho. Probably more Pachuca fans in Texas than Dallas fans in Texas.

He's going to get his head kicked in doing shit like that.

Not nearly as funny as Jak Alnwick starting a premier league game in 2015.

I'd like to see the Opta stats on "denying things"

Great thinking m8, you'll be gargling a full load while the rest of us are taking blanks.

You don't hope we sign Messi?

It's fucking ideal tbh

Never had him down as right wing neo nazi type liiiiiike

fixed http://i.imgur.com/ex2DL8s.gif

it's not even a gif its a png

Yorkie

He said he doesn't get sports you utter loon. Sorry, that bit of insanity passed me by. Why have Sky without the Sports? For £13/£14 a month there's some great programmes on sky, along with their sky plus, box sets and HD i really don't mind paying that when the other alternative is shitty freeview channels full of repeated old quizzes and house programmes. If i want to watch a match I'll go to the pub, or can jump on to my mam n dads sky go to watch one as they have the Sports ...or Netflix, which is £5 a month and pisses all over it. I've got Netflix, it's not really the same thing though. The world will be a better place when people get over their need for rolling TV stations. Streaming live events & on demand content. ALL THE TIME.

50 is as good as it gets on OC