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Dele Adebola but he lived to tell the tale

Has there ever been a more blatant recognition of our POWER??!! @MsiDouglas: Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa is not good enough for #nufc - but good enough for France: http://t.co/5TQ5KEM2YV http://t.co/tdvRZePr55

The Great British Bake Off final was far more interesting than this Dan, I can't lie to you. An under-proved scone is not exactly edge-of-the seat stuff but it still beats this - oh hang on... HOW DOES IT KNOW MY NAME

bullshit you were moaning because the england fan wasn't white, middle class and intelligent.

Oh you never think it's Chris Waddle, you know if it's Chris Waddle.

Looks foreign to me.

If we're doing a lerl team, why is Hart still playing? Also, I'd fucking hope that they won't be able to handle any of the England starting XI tbqfh

maybe those people will give a fuck enough to put in a shift

wait why are all those people playing for england

this is tonight??

it's almost as if these polls mean absolutely fuck all

would buy

Roy Keane is a loud-mouth "straight-shooting" old school grumpy irish cunt. How surprising. As much of a cunt as the man is, at least he's honest. Far better than the smarmy bullshitting twat we've got ruling over us right now.

thats all ive got

Alan Thompson

Scott Shitson (nee Carson)

Surely you'd sell a lot more of these things without the profanity, no? Whats wrong with Pardew Out or Sack Pardew ?

And Riviere scored how many in French League? You cannot compare the two. It is hit and miss if someone bridges the gap...... same could be said for Luuk de Jong, no? the ability to hit the ball hard is not league dependent.

How can he not put in a decent cross? Or a shot with any power? I refuse to believe that was coached out of him in a couple of months. And Riviere, your views? These two replacements for Cabaye and Remy. What a joke. Aye, this confirms it. You know nothing about modern football, or the type of player that Cabella is. I'm not saying he's been good, in fact he's been s***. However, his lack of crosses isn't even remotely the problem. Honestly, you should be embarrassed. In what way? You are now saying you don't score from wide positions? So answer the other point. Why are his shots as weak as p*ss? Do you have a couple of hundred million quid I could borrow? Why are his shots as weak as p*ss? Well I've not said a single word about Remy Cabella but here you go. Because he is playing in a side that doesn't practice attacking play due to the manager wanting to only concentrate on defending in training, in a team that just hoofs long balls on the managers instructions, and therefore his confidence is at an all time low. Look him up on Google / youtube, the lad has a lot of quality but is being very badly managed by Alan Pardew and his confidence is clearly now very, very low. Time for Pardew to go, we've got some decent players here. The manager is incompetent. So playing under a crap manager suddenly weakens a player, making him unable to shoot? I hope he comes good but I have my doubts. It is exceptionally common that a player out of form often mishits shots and generally looks to do anything other than shoot, taking far too many touches and losing the ball. The whole team, apart from Cisse, ridiculously, look bereft of confidence, and any form of team gameplan. Shockingly, individual players often look worse if they're in a team where they don't know what they, or their teammates, are supposed to be doing.

He must want the sack. There is no other reasoning b

Not me. I'm 100% English Beef.

Turns out Freddy Adu was a bit shit though, amirite

Kanji loves a slice of Sherwood. He'll be mortified.

NEVER MIND

I'd be pretty happy with the squad if all we needed was centre backs.