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He knows the fans are on the verge of a full scale mutiny and a derby loss would kick it off. I fucking wish. No chance of anything happening on that front tbh.

Leave. Now.

thiiiis i love it, personally. I don't even think much of him as a manager anymore, but I like that he doesn't give a shit about contradicting himself or saying ridiculous shit, because absolutely every single time, the purpose of his comments is to divert attention away from his players getting criticism. Jolly good show.

I suggest you propose an option, unless you wish to go through this process a bunch of times.

Do Chelsea have a pen or is it just another beeb sport bed shitting moment?

Unless I'm playing an opponent that is far better than me, I wouldn't alter my formation to counteract their players.

I mean, he says there are systems in which it works, e.g. the system in which you've got a frankie lampard bashing goals in from all angles. So if you don't have that prolific attacking option, then it's better to have a more fluid CM partnership. It does seem to be a given that you need a DM these days, it's a point worth raising iyam.

Whilst I've nee hope that this transfer will happen, 'I can nearly say that I will not be going to Newcastle." is just another half-hearted "I'm staying" quote from a player, who would probably leave at the drop of a hat, if the situation/money is right.

bbc sport shit the bed on the villa score it seems

Auto-renew enabled, nailed on £7.89 when you forget to cancel the service.

I'm pretty sure Cabaye has been quoted saying he is here until the end of the season. He meant autumn. he types, with gritted teeth

Once the window slams shut, I reckon we'll be looking at: De Jong Remy Gouff Anita Sissoko Tiote Santon Willo Taylor Debby Krul

Pretty damning if true Doesn't make the blind bit of difference. It's not the first bit of proven bullshit from the cunts in charge, it won't be the last.

Why hasn't the thread title been updated? Slack

Such slimy bastards we are.

Confirmed on the twitta

Pretty mental that he was interested in playing for a team that is involved in European competition like.

Newcastle United can confirm the sale of Yohan Cabaye to Paris Saint-Germain for an undisclosed fee. Yohan leaves the club after two-and-a-half seasons at St. James' Park. Newcastle United have benefitted significantly from Yohan's talents since his arrival from Lille in the summer of 2011, and the player has likewise benefitted, developing hugely during his time on Tyneside. The Club wanted to keep him but the lure of Champions League football and the prospect of being involved in the sporting project at PSG was an opportunity that Yohan made very clear to us he wanted to take. Yohan leaves the Club with our best wishes for his future at PSG and, hopefully, as part of the French national squad for this summer's World Cup.

Not that it's actually fake per se, but because we know it won't go through in time, and we're happy about that.

It's definitely a fake bid

Needs be renamed from Skirge to Scourge iyam

Felt a bit like when we let Huntington go

No-one could've foreseen that Glenn Roeder's eye for talent wasn't all that it was cracked up to be.

Taught that twat bubbles a lesson though.