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Much lols

Does sound pretty daft given he just smashed in a hat-trick, single handedly winning them a game that got them through to the next round of the Champions League, against the odds. Single handedly He scored a penalty,a free kick (which keeper should have saved) and a goal put on a plate for him by Rooney didnt even watch the match still, if he hadn't done it... who would have? nee one. Rooney would've blammoed the first two over the box and if rooney had set up welbeck for the third he would've kicked the ground and fell owwa. but aye, 'Single handedly' is a bit daily mail. Rooney was far better than RVP on the night you fucker. Did he score 3 goals and get you through to the next round? Nar mate. He didn't. #clamped

Does sound pretty daft given he just smashed in a hat-trick, single handedly winning them a game that got them through to the next round of the Champions League, against the odds. Single handedly He scored a penalty,a free kick (which keeper should have saved) and a goal put on a plate for him by Rooney didnt even watch the match still, if he hadn't done it... who would have? nee one. Rooney would've blammoed the first two over the box and if rooney had set up welbeck for the third he would've kicked the ground and fell owwa. but aye, 'Single handedly' is a bit daily mail.

Does sound pretty daft given he just smashed in a hat-trick, single handedly winning them a game that got them through to the next round of the Champions League, against the odds.

Of course he will ffs, he's a professional footballer. I'm just impressed that he's only out for 4-6 weeks.

I want to know what the endtimeheadlines has to say about carl jenkinson

19 minutes not bad.

Aaron Lennon as your captain too Jesus.

Jesus, if you exist, this is your time m8

I swear the commentator has said its all square on multiple occasions?

Puma are worse than both of them.

I think he'll get another year. At the end of the season remy and de Jong are going to disappear, Shola is going to be sat there with Cisse, offering himself for a pittance for "one more year" and there'll be little risk in us signing him up. He'll be declared a fourth choice striker, but with only one other striker ahead of him.

http://i.imgur.com/pjoAXlR.png When you're 7-1 up, you can back off Tim Hoogland.

Joseph-Désiré Job is playing?!!?

Although, he may have been mentioning it in connection with Pards' assault on Meyler. Either way, I'm sticking with my witty comment.

HAHAHHA Ian W? More like Ian thick tWat. HAHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAH

as if liverpool fans have ever stopped claiming that they're bigger than Jesus

It is not us.

The FA have a Hart on for Joe's nuts

It's his MRI slice at penis height

Would be a laugh if they banned him and he refused to play for England. Off to the world cup with John Ruddy between the sticks.

I'd go it if was free like. Not paying the fat man was the MO, and free tickets satisfies that requirement.

I'm sure they'd prefer to just celebrate at anfield tbh

The FA have balls the size of watermelons when Hull City try and do something. It's when Chelsea/Man Utd/Man City come rolling into town when they shrivel up into grapes.