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Gorman invasion of wembley ohnoes

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What the fuck is that. I really would like to see what NUFC's budget for graphic design is. If it's more than 100 quid a year I'll be astounded.

Everyone refers to it as St James Park, and always will, even if they did rename it apres Wonga, which I don't think anyone would do.

Why hasn't he been banned yet?

Newcastle play in Sports Direct Arena and are sponsored by Wonga. No we don't. Get fucked, Scouse.

A North England vs South England game would be fucking fantastic tbh. Though maybe we should wait until Carrick has worked on how to defend/play in goal/play upfront all at once.

Making a random fucker win the league via playoffs every year has absolutely shit all to do with making it fair though. You make the league fair through salary caps and FFP etc, not by just making it all a crap shoot.

That mentality in modern day football would see us fucked within a year.

When we bought Scott Parker he was already well declined thanks to his Chelsea stint.

I got told to fuck off for supporting the 49ers ffs Dan is really, really mean, though. Shut your fat fucking mouth

Can we please concentrate on talking about why Mike is a cunt.

A what? What did I lose at? You lose at not being an annoying fair-weather NFL scumbag. So there.

Has this been posted here? http://i.imgur.com/2DkjHpV.jpg

First thing I saw in that post. Is she still about? She is with child. She's dead to me. At least for another 5 months or so.

Damn punches are nowhere near him. You just ruined Rocky 3 for me. http://i.imgur.com/5K8IFck.jpg

lerl

He can apologise for it on his twitter or some shit, but a full-on homepage CLUB STATEMENT is ridiculous.

Bit shit that cabaye cant even be arsed to tuck his shirt in like

You see. Even more sass.

It's not just the existence of the thread, it's your terrible attitude within the thread. Looks like Mike's finally ready to share his opinions with the forum, and it looks like the forum has already heard enough.

Thank fuck for this thread. Been getting really fed up of Mike winning "best foreign poster" year after year.

I already told you the copy isn't accurate.

90% sure this is legit, mate who works for the website team sent it to me. Not sure if the copy is correct (I doubt it, it says we're wearing the new kit this weekend!), but I assume the photo is real enough. Don't think much of the keeper kit. http://i.imgur.com/92iwrVB.jpg

Country that shows the most games gets to name the sport. Like