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Theres some real shit on display in this Stoke - MU game. Man Utd look like a shadow of what they once were. They'll still win like.

Anyways, Paul scholes still can't tackle lolz. Crazy firehaired ruffian.

Would be happy if there's any truth in this. Though at the end of the day, it's pretty difficult for any of us to truly judge what will make a good Ass man for CH. Apart from the 'Not Joe Kinnear' attribute of course, and SC most certainly has that.

Thought he did alright as it happens. Rose-tinted specs because Perch is awful but apart from clearly being unfit (he's quicker than this) he played reasonably well IMO. The Perch factor is the whole reason that I now heart Simpson. DS is a mediocre RB, but today he looked streets ahead of JP.

Overriding feeling right now? Danny Simpson is the best right back in the world.

If he starts banging away goals I'm going to be very unhappy.

At least he didn't get it tattooed.

What a complete fucking bellend.

Captained the England under 19s. Or something. Born here. Aye, but as soon as they have any sort of Irish heritage they decide to become pointlessly loyal to Ireland. See every player in Scotland. This is more my point tbh, no doubt has Irish parents in his ear telling him how MINT Shannon airport is (or any other famous Irish landmark)

recently sacked from Southampton of league one. Get him in.

sigh, fucking useless.

With a name like Ciaran was he ever likely to opt for England? One assumes that involves some form of Irish upbringing.

If Leon Best is back from injury, I'm more than happy to see him given a go at right back.

But we have no-one else in the squad who can increase those odds, Jonas is the best option we have.

Mint, fake Greg.

replaced

What about 10-0?

Aww man. It's like men vs NOFC this is.

For those with twitter - #Lolspurs MUST trend

It was a clear red. Gomes pancaked him, BAE was getting nowhere near the ball.

I'm looking for ten

Well. Hahahahahahahahhahag

He doesn't need to man up, Barca could top that group with a bunch of their 12 year olds.

Next England manager tbh

You better watch your mouth son, Benito Carbone is gonna fuck you up.