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So just like, slightly shitter sambas. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a fan, I just didn’t get the bed wetting.

Aren’t they just white sambas like any other white samba?

No matter how soft, that’s dumb as fuck from Joelinton.

Silver lining: we might have found a solution to our striker woes.

This take is astounding to me. This shit is business. If we don't get the right deal, he comes straight back into the team and bangs in goals until January.

Salary Cap of 10 billion quid p/a for the PL squad of 25 or whatever it is. HG Bairns don't cost anything against it. Job done. You're welcome. Fuck off PSR. #Fair.

Also PSR can suck a fat one. Go buy a striker now and see what happens re:Isak. Dock us 10 points. We'll have far fewer points if we're playing 6 months with Willy Osula upfront. In reality our overlords can probably just litigate the fuck out of the PL ala Man City and get away scot free.

We must move quickly on this! But also send that man to South Korea? Howay man. Absolutely nee purpose in him going to a pre-season fluff tour of Asia if we need to have SHOWDOWN TALKS / TRANSFER TALKS with him / his people.

Thats why I asked the question.

So we don't sell him this window and he plays for another 6 months. Or we just sign Wissa anyway and have them both for 6 months.

As far as actual selling price goes, if it were to get to that, I don't really see why we'd entertain anything below 150m. And I'd be pushing 200m. He is contracted for 3 years, we have plenty of buffer to drag this out.

Not a massive leap, no. But absolutely no proof nor any inside knowledge over what has actually happened behind the scenes. My assumption is that he's told them he wants out/wants more money etc and the club wasn't going to drag him to Asia while this was going down, given it isn't really in anyones interest to do so until this whole saga has concluded.

Has the group decided that Isak has 'downed tools'?

personally I just don’t believe / listen to a single thing that comes out until it’s 100% nailed on. Everything is gamesmanship/ bullshitters/agents/ internet. The world is bollocks.

that’s nice and all, but the reality is you’re already there.

Feel like people have thin skin on this. Over in the land of the free it’s exceptionally common for athletes to be pretty brazen in their attempts to get more money. I think Isak wants what’s best for Isak, and that could still well be NUFC, as long as we’re willing to pay him the no doubt astronomical salary he wants. I don’t think this is a “Isak ONLY wanted Liverpool” situation, I think it’s just him looking out for number one.

Pretty much the only position they have left

He a Marky Cucks replacement? Or more of a CB? Nee idea who he is.

No redeeming features on this like. I love a zany rancid kit, but this isn't even that. It's a relatively dull and ugly green shirt with a bastardized badge and no character whatsoever. Maybe they thought the curvy lines would add character? IDK. Generic-Adidas-training-top-tastic.

its slimming

Don’t see why the numbers are relevant to anything. They’re just arbitrary numbers spent by an organization. This is no different to the last 30 years. If Liverpool want a player that we want, they will likely win. They can afford more and they’re more attractive to most players. The number itself is meaningless.

My snides from soccer2 arrived today and boooyyy am I not the same shape as the "authentic" shirt I got. Oh well. Kids kits will be canny.

Seriously though if any of you chubby lads want to get rid of a medium or large and I’ll take it off your hands at cost price. Assuming it wasn’t like 300 quid or something.