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We WILL get relegated if Nicky Butt continues to be first choice. Its as simple as that. To say he offers nothing is incorrect. What he offers goes in the negative column so he offers worse than nothing. The experienced thing is boiling my piss as well. He has no experience of a battle. The only experience he gets is of an arm chair ride at Man U. The one time when he had to knuckle down and battle relegation, he spat his dummy out at Birmingham. Frankly, its an absolute disgrace that he's anywhere near the team. I honestly think he lacks the technical ability to be a first choice for our reserve team. The most annoying thing is that nothing is made of his shit performances. I'm not one for booing our players, but we'll go down if he continues to play. One to consider...

The dirty bastard wants my missus. I added him on Facebook cos I was bored and the missus does as well. He ignores my fuckin request and adds her!!!! Dunno whether to be gutted that he's ignored me or happy that my missus has got approval from Jonas!!

Given Beye Taylor Coloccini Bassong Jonas Geremi Guthrie N'Zogbia Duff Martins Harper, Cacapa, Enrique, Butt, Xisco, Shola. Ranger The above please Joe. Starting to look a lot more balanced and threatening. Add in Barton and Owen and its not a bad first eleven.

Thats what my dad said. But the the cunt should have scored with his right foot easy anyway.

Gerrard gets a free pass for 20 games now. He can play as shit as he wants and keep harping back to that goal.

Never a sending off in a million years for me. Missed the ball by a split second, foot wasn't overly raised and it looked far worse than it really was. He was never going to seriously injure someone with a tackle like that. On another note, Mancienne looks a canny player. Might be worth a cheeky bid in January.

OMGZ!!!! Aaron Lennon signing for Toon!! Stop drinking so much- you were either hallucinating or are currently too hungover to type the correct name.

Thank you Wayne Rooney! Once again you have produced a world class performance against one of the leading nations in the world- 9th largest country in the world you know!

Thirded. And it was fuckin baltic that night. I obviously didn't wrap up like his southern Manc ponces like.

Not too many then. I think the point I was getting at was that we don't really have that threat anymore. Can Zog, Oba, Jonas or Joey provide it? Just looking at games over the last few weeks you can see its an important feature of the game.

Just caught Shearers v Everton and it reminded me of that side. Shearer, Robert and Solano could all strike them as could Bernard. We even had Ambrose and Jenas who occasionally caught one well. Who do we have nowadays, (edit: except Oba)? I can't remember the last time someone had a strike from outside the box and I fancied it to go in. When was the last time we scored one? Or even came close to scoring one? I've been racking my brains for a bit and the one I came up with was N'Zogbia V Boro last year. Bit depressing if thats it. A whole season without a goal from outside the box.

I thought he responded really well second half. Attacked the ball far better, won the majority of tussles and was very calm at the back. He's taking a while to get used to the English game. It's to be expected. You don't get many centre forwards throwing themselves into challenges over in Spain. I'm confident he'll adapt though. His second half showing today suggests to me that he's more than capable of adjusting if need be.

Anyone who criticises Geremi can do one. Yes he;s slow, yes he dwells on the ball, yes he can't take corners, but he can deliver quality from wide areas. Take note Zog and Duff. Thats how to cross.

Move colo to midfield. He has more quality in his little finger than that ginger cunt. Hope he's broke his fuckin back to be honest as we're down if he keeps getting picked.

Guthrie is such an upgrade on Butt. Hassles well, works hard and most of all keeps the ball really well,Him and Joey might just work if they were ever given the chance.

I wish Nicky Butt would fuck off. I think death is the only fuckin way he'll be out of the fuckin team. Shite for ages. He's worse than offering nowt. Smith was better. I honestly believe that.

Given, Taylor, Cacapa, Colo, Enrique, Geremi, Guthrie, Butt, N'Zogbia, Duff, Owen. Not sure on subs. Possibly the best we can put out with the exclusion of Bassong for Cacapa.

This is a joke tbh. Bolton have left their half twice and scored twice. Green deserves shooting for both goals.

Football is fucking mint. Thats like a defeat to my Mackem mate. He's gonna be crushed.

I hate football.

So now those two are out we're left with a few blokes with very little wealth combined compared to other club owners. Add to that some bloke who's already been fucked off by Harry Redknapp when at Southampton to run our academy and it all sounds great. When did this Rupert bloke deny interest? I've not seen that either. He seems to be the big hitter out of the lot of them. Can't find much at all on this Cleland guy. If KK is really interested, I would imagine they must be talking decent budgets.

Surely the point of bringing in Clifford would be for him to develop the youngsters? And then when they're ready KK, or any other manager, would pick them? The manager wouldn't have to concern himself with the youth side. Wenger by all accounts lets Brady get on with it in the academy and then steals them when they're ready. KK might not be interested in playing a load of kids to the detriment of results, but he wouldn't be stupid enough to turn his nose up at youngsters ready to offer something.

Fuckin hell mate. You'll get some bites there.

Terribly. Lol. Fair enough then.

How did we line up for the start of the game then?