Sifu

Hmmm.

Think Ryder is becoming a bit obssessed with these EA Sports stats, but that is impressive nontheless. Dreamboat I do appreciate stats from time to time but most of them are a load of bollocks unfortunately.

Bramble is a cunt.

Ha, brilliant stuff

Aye

I've put Rooney on the bench, don't think he'll be back this weekend but he could very well be back after the international break.

Fair result in the end.

This is only for a full internal review however. After this, further action could be forthcoming. Ah right. (Didn't actually read the statement oops).

Chelsea players being cunts as usual.

1-1.

Stupid from Kalou.

Penalty to Valencia.

Amazing.

Was Pulis wearing his trusty cap?

Yep he did. Did well according to the official site. Good to hear Hopefully, we'll see him in action at some point on Saturday.

And he's still only 24. What an achievement.

Should have been a longer suspension imo.

Shit shot from Ramires.

What a save from the Valencia keeper.

Yeh...but they can say how impressed they are without sticking the boot in on their past employers. Exactly.

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