Sifu

Bleurgh.

Mint.

Gosling goal coming up lads.

Good thing I'm out on the piss tonight.

We're not even getting beat The manner in which we're playing is well...bad...

So aye, this is going rather badly.

Well done Gareth.

Perfect

Yeah. Size of that Wonga, man Phew...

Not wanting to sound like an idiot, but that's just a random mockup, surely?

Well, that actually makes a lot of sense.

Marveaux on the bench

Just seen his goal. Very Cabaye-esque Still have high hopes for the lad being a success here...

Very pleased for the lad He should extend his loan spell there until the end of the season tbh (despite our current injury problems).

That strip was horrendous at the time and it still is.

If they weren't in serious s*** before (which most mackems might say), they are in deep, deep s*** now. Losing Fletcher is really a killer blow (unless Graham goes on a brilliant run of form...)

Well this is brilliant (and unexpected) news. Amazing stuff Beastly and miraculous really.

He would just run after the bus if he did that Like T-1000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeTvgSUlLI One of my favourite scenes.

It's going to be a frustrating 5-10 years ahead, unless some talent pops up from nowhere. not holding out on much hope tbh.

This generation of players are just going to continue to disappoint.

No, Everton fan. I did check with my other workmate (NUFC fan) what he thought of Owen and the reply was "well, he's an all round douche".

My workmate is adamant that Owen did nowt wrong at Newcastle. Crazy stuff.

They would be a better sponsor to have than Wonga, granted (only just though).

NRAM have no money to spare, they're too busy paying back the UK taxpayer. Plus they're the "bad bank"...

Someone must have been bored in the office to have written that article about Moyes.