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Need to get ahead this week at work. There's no way I'm missing this.

How can that cunt Suarez have so much talent? It's not fair really.

Hahahaha. See Harry like that was very amusing.

Taarabt is never going to hear the end of that moment of cowardness.

Well that's quite the goal from Remy.

And so it begins...

Gardner has that look about him that makes me think he's at the right club.

Today's win against Fulham will almost certainly give us a confidence boost for this game. We've got some momentum and it really is down to us - our fate is in our hands. Feeling better about this now than I was on Thursday night. Howay.

Yep, I wonder if he'll have a scrap with Di Canio...

I've been meaning to go since it opened but I just can't be arsed

Attack from the off and we should be looking at a win - here's hoping but you never know with Derby day.

Conflicting emotions for me here, ha.

What can you say about that...

IM not sure if he meant that first touch. Everything Cisse does is intentional

You can't knock Pardew's passion for football. Really enjoyed him jumping into the crowd Today was a more attacking minded approach than usual from him mind which was refreshing to see. Yes, we struggled to convert our chances but we kept going and going. If only we played like this every week...

You'll never win Mike.

"Parentheses". Very posh Mike.

IIRC, it's an illegal move but most refs don't know that.

He's getting his momentum back - now that he's starting game after game, he's regaining that confidence and sharpness. Some really good positive attacking from him today.

One admin online!

The Jonas of old, great to see you again

Another late winner, thank fuck for that. This doesn't bode well with one's health mind!

You can feel everyone's anxiety at St James'. Argh.

Marveaux completely on set pieces today it seems.

Time for you to come out of retirement tbh.