Sifu

Half time Alan strikes again. Should just get someone else to do the teamtalks and I mean anyone but Pardew. Whatever he says/does at half time just ruins everything. Fuck off.

It's pretty hard to touch the ball when the team's instructed to play that fucking deep.

Another great advert for PL refereeing.

The red strip, uh oh.

Hang on, where's Sylvain? Is he injured? EDIT: Marveaux is injured. Ah.

A great deal of apathy has set in for this game if I'm being honest. Will still watch it like but can't help but feel a bit "meh" about it...oh what have you done to me Alan...

Think that Ian-gate incident at the pub has got to you

That fucking cunt Suarez will (deservedly) win it. Fucking cunt.

They'd murder us. Yanga-Mbiwa's pace will be key here, need a big game from him although that's probably a bit too much to ask from him atm. Saylor's going to get caught out badly.

What's the craic with Viagogo?

Him along with Johnson and Colback...absolute c***s man. Cannot comprehend how players, who claim to be lifelong supporters of the club, are able to celebrate the way they did (and in a Sunderland jersey no less). (I do note Shearer was guilty of a bit of over exuberence towards us in his Blackburn days...).

Hence why I said he has had a few hiccups here and there - City away wasn't his finest hour. We didn't have many options at the time mind (plus Santon was only settling in...).

Gutted for Raylor. You can only imagine how he must be feeling right now. Not an automatic starter by any means but he is a decent enough (utility) player to have in the squad. Capable on set pieces and did slot in decently enough last season at RB/LB/RM (a few hiccups here and there admittedly) and a good professional. Speedy recovery Ryan.

Torres' goal at Stamford Bridge this season wasn't too bad I thought.

Steve Wraith. Actor.

I think this line of Newcastle fans are more than likely future EDL than the next batch of fighters against fascism. Hope they all get identified and all get hit with a ban from all football games. Fucking pricks, they're probably the same ones who caused the bother pre-match a few weeks ago when we played Wigan. These people think they're hard but they're fucking cowards, the lot of them.

I was hoping this game was a figment of my imagination when I woke up today. Oh the horror when I realised it actually happened. It still fucking hurts.

You must have great willpower. Colin Murray is going to be unbearable (which is one of the reasons why I'm not watching). Still can't get over this loss. A night's sleep won't help I don't think.

Like fuck we're going to equal that

Hmmm, not sure if I want to go to this now.

Carrying a knock imo, he didn't look too comfortable when he went off today.

My diplomacy is going like. Pardew's giving more reasons as to why he's not good enough and not up to the job here. Struggling to find reasons to keep on supporting him.

f*** me I was right. What's the journo's twitter name? it's that divvy McNally, who else? @McNallyMirror Quelle surprise, fucking cunt.

Fresh ideas and knows the club

A typical away performance beckons.