Sifu

Got to say, imo the one thing we do actually miss about Carroll is his ability to attack set pieces. Dare I say that our set piece success rate could have been higher with Carroll in the team?! (This isn't me wanting him back btw, don't want to see him back in the shirt in the near future).

Valdes

That's a dive and a half like.

Manchester University do need some world class players to replace the student cunts like.

The plan is coming together nicely then.

Widespread condemnation about this from everyone at work today. One lad pointed out that a Di Canio managed Swindon lost 4-0 to a Westley managed Preston earlier in the season. Ha (I do note that we lost to a Westley managed Stevenage btw).

A legitimate technique tbf

Can't wait until it's over.

Absolute minimum is 4 points from the next 2 games for me.

Do the mackems ever think things through?

This will be the biggest footballing disaster ever methinks.

Well then...

Pardew's words in the press should be ignored in all honesty. Stopped paying attention to his interviews many months ago.

I won't lie, I'm scared but think we'll just have enough to crawl to the finish line and survive. 4 for me.

Rather displeased that he's been sacked tbh - the Mackems were in freefall and he was a contributing factor so logically speaking it was just going to keep going one way - down. Mind you though, sacking a manager now is almost like accepting defeat already. Whoever they bring in won't have the time to implement the necessary changes quickly and effectively imo.

A morale boosting 1-0 win for us

Either use him as a sub or not at all for me.

Thank fuck for the whistle.

How nice of the ref there.

Gosling goal threat extraordinaire.

Bleurgh.

Mint.

Gosling goal coming up lads.

Good thing I'm out on the piss tonight.

We're not even getting beat The manner in which we're playing is well...bad...